A guy goes to the Post Office to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you a Veteran?" The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam."
"Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"
The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we'll get you started".
The guy says, "If working hours are 8 to 4, why do you want me to come in at 10?"
"Well, here at the post office, we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. Don't need you here for that!"
2007-12-05 19:00:35 · 9 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao very good
star 4u
2007-12-05 19:04:05 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well that`s a job to look out for.lol
2007-12-05 20:24:04 · answer #2 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-05 20:04:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol :) ava star
2007-12-05 21:38:35 · answer #4 · answered by Rosie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah! funny. lol
2007-12-05 20:19:19 · answer #5 · answered by Blabbermouthknowitall 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice joke...ha ha
2007-12-05 19:57:17 · answer #6 · answered by kalai 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was no where near funny....very boring..=|
2007-12-05 19:05:34 · answer #7 · answered by ♫ 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Cute - good for a giggle! Thanks CJ
2007-12-05 19:06:26 · answer #8 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-05 19:05:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋