To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking
at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked
what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
"I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a
day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of
Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with
her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife
with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being
six again??"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my
dress size, you dumb ***!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get
it wrong.
2007-12-05 16:35:41 · 8 answers · asked by aabigaa2 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I DID NOT LKE IT!!! SHE SAID SHE WANTS TO "BE SIX" NOT "BE A SIX" IT WAS HER FAULT!!!!!!!! but it was still a little funny not. men can get things right
2007-12-05 16:41:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 4⤋
Well i heard this one before but i laughed the fisrt time i read this so ill star you for i laughted the fist time i have red this!
star star star star star star
2007-12-06 02:42:01 · answer #2 · answered by omeng90 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before a few times in and out of my e-mail, its funny the first few times.....lol.....but i will give you a star anyway
2007-12-06 00:39:42 · answer #3 · answered by princessandrea82 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LoL... That was funny. So true.. men never truly listen.
2007-12-06 00:48:17 · answer #4 · answered by jwalkr_83 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL That was sooo funny!!!1 its definately true that they do not listen!!!!
2007-12-06 01:02:39 · answer #5 · answered by shopaholic594 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i like it but not funny.
2007-12-06 01:08:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-06 01:22:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol....
2007-12-06 01:24:03 · answer #8 · answered by kalai 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋