One day, Little Johnny's teacher asked the class, "Children, if you know the answer, please raise your hand! Tell me things you can suck!"
"Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Mary answered.
"Good, Jane." teacher said, "Anyone else?"
"How about a lollipop?" said Steven.
"Very good, now it's your turn Johnny!" the teacher said.
Little Johnny, sitting at back then answered, "A lamp!"
The teacher and all of the students wondered about Little Johnny's answer.
Then the teacher asked him, "Johnny, why do you think one can suck a lamp?"
"Well, last night when I passed my parents' bedroom", Little Johnny answered, "I heard my mom say, turn off the lamp, honey and let me suck it."
2007-12-05 15:26:49 · 13 answers · asked by Sara 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFLMAO!!!!! Good one!!!!! :D
2007-12-05 15:30:14 · answer #1 · answered by frenchy62 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, niceeeeeee i love little johny jokes, funny and for that u get a star......
2007-12-06 00:01:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
little johnny is a warped kid lol
2007-12-06 00:48:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao i love little johnny :)
2007-12-05 23:59:59 · answer #4 · answered by ♠נυѕт ¢αℓℓ мє кιтту♠ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg that is horrible but its really funny, i hope one of my kids dont go to school and say something like that!!!
2007-12-05 23:45:38 · answer #5 · answered by princessandrea82 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aww... johnny is so cute
starr
2007-12-05 23:49:53 · answer #6 · answered by hannie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-05 23:36:16 · answer #7 · answered by Blondie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny.. Good one..
Stared...
Deb :)
2007-12-05 23:31:31 · answer #8 · answered by debbie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha i starred it :)
2007-12-06 01:19:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
2007-12-05 23:44:03 · answer #10 · answered by Ezz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋