2007-12-05 13:56:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
Dear captain s... Just because you are on a different ship, it doesn't mean my delivery sucks... Harrumph. RAMMING SPEED
2007-12-05 14:15:23 · update #1
Lolz...tell her your retahded fiance is $2 richer!
2007-12-05 14:08:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her the truth " I want my $ 13.57 And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, plus $ 13.57, the ashtray and the paddle game $ 13.57 and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control,$ 13.57 and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball $ 13.57. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control $ 13.57 and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, $ 13.57 for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine, $ 13.57 and the chair.
2007-12-05 22:06:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I assume you're talking about your *inheritance* of $13.57. No way you got that kind of dough laying around. You ever see the movie Arthur? He was going to marry Liza even if his retahded mom disowned him. You're going to have to bite the bullet on this one and forego your inheritance in the name of true love. P.S. In the movie Arthur, his mom ended up giving him his $35,000,000.00 inheritance anyway.
2007-12-05 14:03:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Tell your mom that Moonbelle is soon to collect on her trust fund that her dear auntie left to her. So in essence, you are the one after her vast fortune. She will be proud of her son.
2007-12-05 19:08:29 · answer #4 · answered by Marguerite 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You could always have a pre-nuptual agreement. With all my worldly goods I thee endow except for the $13.57 and the modified shopping trolley which is mine.
2007-12-05 17:30:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Go out and blow the 13.57 on some mindless crap. When she sees that Moonbelle sticks with you even in your rock-bottom financial ebb, she will know it is true love. Very, very sick true love! I'm so happy for you by the way!
2007-12-05 14:21:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Let your mom meet her and she'll be able to tell thats not the kinda person belle is. Good luck to the two of you though.
2007-12-05 15:31:24 · answer #7 · answered by choirstudd 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good luck with that - my mom thought my fiance was dating me ONLY because I had a cool car. I married him anyway and we've been married for 22 years.... SO tell your mom fiance has $14.00
2007-12-05 15:12:34 · answer #8 · answered by Asked and Answered 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I happen to like your delivery of your jokes, Stooge ol' pal. It is only your selection for Best Answers that I have a problem with. Only modesty forbids me from mentioning who they should all go to.
2007-12-05 14:24:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I thought you spent your $13.57 when you had to get a fluffin;s teeth fixed. , we'll anyway she;ll love you no matter what.,.,
2007-12-05 14:49:37 · answer #10 · answered by willow 1 · 5⤊ 0⤋