What are all the popular answers that people have come up with. (To get to the other side, for example)
2007-12-05 13:38:53 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I pray there will come a day when a chicken can cross the road without its motives being questioned.
2007-12-05 13:41:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
LDS Perspectives on an Age-old Question
NEPHI
And it came to pass that the chicken did cross the road, that it might reach the other side.
KING BENJAMIN
And behold, I tell you these things that ye may learn wisdom; that ye may learn that when the chicken is crossing the road, it is only getting to the other side.
ALMA THE ELDER
And it came to pass that he said unto them: Behold, here is the road (for thus it was called); and now, as ye are desirous to get to the other side, and are willing to set one another’s eggs that they may hatch; Yea and are willing to cluck with those that cluck, yea, and peck those that stand in need of pecking; Now I say unto you, if this be the desire of your hearts, what have you against crossing the road?
And now when the chickens had heard these words, they flapped their wings for joy and cackled, This is the desire of our hearts.
JOSEPH SMITH
We have learned by sad experience that it is in the nature and disposition of almost all chickens, as soon as they reach a road, they will immediately begin to cross it.
JOHN TAYLOR
The other side of the road or nothing.
J. GOLDEN KIMBALL
To get to the other side of the damn road! Why the hell else would the chicken cross the road?
HEBER J. GRANT
That road which the chicken persists in crossing becomes easier to cross; not that the nature of the road has changed, but that the chicken’s power to cross it is increased.
DAVID O. McKAY
No other success can compensate for failure to get to the other side of the road without getting run over.
Every chicken a road-crosser.
PAUL H. DUNN
There was the time a chicken strolled into my foxhole on Guadalcanal …
SPENCER W. KIMBALL
The chicken decided to lengthen its stride – to DO IT.
GORDON B. HINCKLEY
By the year 2000, twice as many chickens will be crossing twice as many roads.
STEPHEN R. COVEY
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Road-crossing Chickens
ED DECKER
The Road Crossers
Chicken-Coops of the Road Crossers
KEN JENNINGS
No, you’ve got it backwards – you give me the answer, and I ask you the question.
(Answer: Because it was in JEOPARDY! of being run over.)
2007-12-05 15:47:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Because his cell phone battery died and he couldn't text the chicken on the other side of the road!
2007-12-05 13:44:20 · answer #3 · answered by Charlie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
To get AWAY from all those 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' jokes.
2007-12-05 13:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by • Koala • uʍop ɹǝpun 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Because there was a juicy scrumptious-looking green mother worm hurrily crawling to hide in the thick blades of grass to be out of its way?
Or maybe it just wants to.
I don't know. Why do you cross the road? =]
2007-12-05 13:43:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
because he was late, and that was the quickest way there.
because he got out of the coupe and was running from the farmer
because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken
to get the mail duh!
because he can don't worry though he looked both ways first!!!
2007-12-05 14:00:48 · answer #6 · answered by princessandrea82 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i know only one but not chicken
why did the turtle cross the road to get to the shellstation
2007-12-05 13:42:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Because he saw a zebra crossing.
2007-12-05 13:41:20 · answer #8 · answered by schongal 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Easy! It was stapled to a baby.
One answer that I heard but was mean was "To get away from Oprah".
2007-12-05 14:36:00 · answer #9 · answered by That Gay Guy for Da Ben Dan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To prove to the Gophers & Squirrels and all other critters that get run over frequently
that it really can be done!~
cheers
2007-12-05 13:56:03 · answer #10 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋