A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman patient for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told the woman to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks.................................. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
2007-12-05 13:12:24 · 8 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! and it says GRAND DAUGHTER not daughter!!!! that is a good one!!!
2007-12-05 13:23:49 · answer #1 · answered by princessandrea82 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-05 13:16:13 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Smart action.
2007-12-05 15:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by Wylie Coyote 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats great, really funny
2007-12-05 13:16:35 · answer #4 · answered by kyle 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol thats hilarious
2007-12-05 13:25:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahaha
LAMO!!! thats soo great
did you think of that?
2007-12-05 13:19:26 · answer #6 · answered by Kels Lynn 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i love it
2007-12-05 13:19:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
idk what im suppose to answer to this but its wicked funny!!!
why does an 80 yr old have 16 yr old daughter though?
2007-12-05 13:17:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋