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I'd definitely suggest bringing your own ... but considering that according to the Official Expert on All Things Rapture (Tim LaHaye), all your clothes will be left here ... so that doesn't leave many places to stash your snack ...


Zilla, when did you get so beautiful, and where have you been hiding??? :)

2007-12-05 13:21:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You can pack a snack, but it will stay here. Anyway, the trip will be too fast and there's a big feast at the end. You don't want to spoil your appetite before that, do you?

2007-12-05 13:02:09 · answer #2 · answered by Rebeckah 6 · 3 0

from the desk of GOD.

Sorry, there will be no in-rapture snack due to down sizing in our rapture dept. We regret any inconvience this may cause you.
Please send any complaints to our courtesy dept. head Jesus at Heaven Central.


Thank you.
Management

2007-12-05 13:09:19 · answer #3 · answered by HE'S WATCHING YOU 2 · 1 0

there will be snacks, but not from god. the atheist mafia is planning to haul out the potato shooters and get in some target practice for the final battle. bring your own pillar of salt.

this may be my final post on y.a., i think i hear a potato shooter cocking outside my door.

and here i am without salt.

2007-12-05 14:11:35 · answer #4 · answered by bad tim 7 · 1 0

I thought you didn't want a ticket for that particular trip - why worry about the snack?

2007-12-05 13:09:20 · answer #5 · answered by Cheryl S 5 · 1 0

Snacks, in rapture movie, and a fantastic supper when we arrive.

2007-12-05 13:01:11 · answer #6 · answered by I have a bear spot 5 · 2 0

Lunch-ables are provided for the trip..plus theres an Honor bar,,,

2007-12-05 13:05:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think it'll just be olives and wine. If you want something more substantial, you'll have to run through Subway or more fitting, the Intergalactic McDonald's.

2007-12-05 13:12:53 · answer #8 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1 0

Don't joke during the rapture if you are left you'll see if you are saved you'll taste the sweet love and care of Jesus.

2007-12-05 13:03:48 · answer #9 · answered by Domo 3 · 1 1

There will be snacks and an inrapture movie.

2007-12-05 13:00:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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