A blond once asked:
I bought a teddy bear for £10 named it Mohammed and sold it for £20...
is that a Prophet?
2007-12-05 12:53:03 · 30 answers · asked by Bon J 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's good, I like that. props :)
2007-12-05 12:55:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it...
Here's some other old ones:
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said, "concentrate"
* She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* She sent me a fax with stamp on it.
* She tried to drown a fish.
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
* She studied for a blood test.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" She turned around and went home.
2007-12-05 20:56:01 · answer #2 · answered by xoxox 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I'm wincing and smiling at the same time; I just don't want to be anywhere near you when Al Qaeda shows up.
2007-12-05 20:56:49 · answer #3 · answered by Spartacus! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's definitely a 10£
prophet
hahahhaha
cheers
edit:
just ignore the bad responses ! ö
2007-12-05 21:40:09 · answer #4 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, Mohammed is a prophet, and thats really a horrid thing to say to the muslim religion
not funny
2007-12-05 20:56:27 · answer #5 · answered by saving_cunegonde 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Very funny but don't say something like that in The Middle East, you could get killed.
2007-12-05 23:29:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmm... Not bad. Although I doubt any blondes can spell prophet.
2007-12-05 20:56:45 · answer #7 · answered by the Phoenix 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How many blonde jokes are there?
None. They're all true.
2007-12-05 20:58:13 · answer #8 · answered by Elizabeth M 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats real racially funny
2007-12-05 21:13:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, but i dont like making fun of blondes!
2007-12-05 21:39:54 · answer #10 · answered by Abercrombie ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
eh .. iv heard better. i love blonde jokes and heard a milion so .. no hard feelings GOOD EFFORT !!
2007-12-05 20:56:14 · answer #11 · answered by sydnisx 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋