What would be your ideal Heaven?

Question

Well mine would be lots of beautifully women, all the ***** i want without the chance of getting an STD with never ending orgasms. Unlimited mountain dew and Gatorade with pizza and Chinese restaurants on every corner of the golden roads. Amusement parks with free admission. Free gas. And a north pole where Santa made presents and brought them to me every December. .... But that's just me what would your ideal heaven be like. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::: And by the way i don't expect this question to last very long before getting banned!

Inanimate Girl, Your Heaven is almost better then mine .. well done you will be chosen as best answer!

Answer 1

A big bed, with my pets Brad and Angelina bound to it, a soda machine that never runs out of soda, unlimited pizza delivery service from my naughty delivery boys Cary Grant and Rudolph Valentino, and a never ending bag of Blueberry Yum. Oh and the best chefs possible in the corner of the room, ready to make whatever I want to eat other than pizza.

Oh and did I mention a gaming console that automatically upgrades to whatever the best one out is at the time down on earth, with any possible game ready for play?

Answer 2

The Elysian Fields... with a few modifications.

Yes, a bunch of pretty fields, but it would have the BEST fruit growing plants ever known (and some not known), and they would Always be in season. It would have TONS of nature, wildlife, animals, flowers, beach side sights, forests, etc etc etc (So I like mother nature. Sue me.) As for the modifications.... There would always be a place to go and eat any kind of food you wanted. Steak? you got it. Marbled Cheese cake? You got it. And you'd always have things to do. You want video games? you have it. Intellectual debate? Go hang out with Socrates and Aristotle up at the university. And everyone would live in their dream home.

Yeah... that would be nice.

Answer 3

I could go for that - but with men lots and lots of men ! I don't like Gatorade either so that would be Perrier spring water for me but I will have a decent pizza for sure! the rest sounds good too,the free gas and I want my sports car (jag XKR coupe) to come with me! but I want it to euphoric for 12 hrs a day and the other 12 passionate romantic and ............. you know!

and I want the Autobahn as well - no speed limit!

there done - how does that sound?

Answer 4

Well heaven According to the Bible would be like, You surround by walls the never ended they were so tall. Every thing would be made of transparent Gold so that the Radiance of God Glory would be able to Shine every where, and Everyone in Heaven would be basking in the radiance of god. Yours Sound like earth is your heaven and a imagintive Earth at that.

Answer 5

lots of totally hot women, and free pizza. Puffs galore, and lots of Cable. Plus unlimited vampire movies, and cool acion movies and romance novels. And the baddest, kickass games ever.

I PWN in Call Of Duty.

The|Crow the the Ultimate sniper. hands dwon.

Answer 6

Mountain Dew and Gatorade. One classy guy.

I expect to be reunited with those lovd ones who left this life before me.

Answer 7

Honestly? Something like the holodeck on Star Trek:The Next Generation. See,I love movies. With that thing you can make your own and be in them too. For me that would be bliss.

Answer 8

Sorry but you are going to be a bit disappointed... God the Son Jesus Christ is of a sadistic orientation and Hell is all ready waiting the first customers after the last day of judgment

By believing in Jesus and being “saved” you will get one of the first seats in Heaven to watch how the vast majority of the human beings including your “unsaved” family members and old acquaintances will be tormented in a sulfuric Hell fire lake or what have you for ever and ever and you will be encouraged to poke fun showing a wet big finger for them to lick and tease them all you want for ever and ever… That’s HEAVEN! No wonder Jesus said that you must hate your father and your mother and everybody else to follow him, especially if they are "unsaved" and go to HELL! You will hear a lot of “I told you so…” from Sweet Jesus! He thought of everything!

Luke 16:23-25-NIV (Jesus is telling us…) AND BEING IN TORMENTS IN HELL, he* (*a rich man in Hell) lifted up his eyes and saw Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. “Then he cried and said, ‘Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus that he may dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue; FOR I AM TORMENTED IN THIS FLAME.’(and Jesus all excited continues the story telling…) But Abraham said, ‘Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things; but now he is comforted and YOU ARE TORMENTED! (Hey, these are words of Sweet Jesus… he will enjoy watching the Christians teasing those in HELL!)

Revelation 14:10-11 "he, too, will drink of the wine of God's fury, which has been poured full strength into the cup of his wrath. HE WILL BE TORMENTED WITH BURNING SULFUR in the presence of the holy angels and of the LAMB* (*aka God the Son Jesus Christ, and some Christians who will ALWAYS be with him wherever he goes/John 17:24). And the smoke of their torment rises FOR EVER AND EVER. There is no rest day or night for those who worship the beast and his image, or for anyone who receives the mark of his name."

So if you got saved make sure that you pay your tithes and offering or you will be given a Christian burial without next of kin notification and go to HELL for sinning against the Holy Ghost! (Acts 5:1-11)! Not paying the full tithes and offerings is a great blasphemy against God the Holy Ghost!

Answer 9

and if you had all this you would not be content or happy and you would find you are really in hell. For you would get board of it all.
Well maybe not the woman. But maybe you would, for there would never be love. You would start to long for one, but all your heaven would be are many, just empty sex.

Answer 10

hahaha yours is good...ladies are my weakness also...maybe add an oreo chocolate cream pie everyday for me without it hitting the waistline and me being able to skateboard like Tony Hawk to make my son proud lol:)