The Three Wise Men
In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.
At a "Quick Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"
2007-12-05 09:54:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha
(came from a fire!)
good one
gotta send it around
cheers
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2007-12-05 10:07:21 · answer #1 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-05 10:08:13 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahah my bro does #one million each and every of the time! and you wager yer a** i will entertain myself with a fly swatter for quarter-hour! (i entertained myself for 2 hours with a large magnet and a spoon, a fly swatter is cake!) mauhaha. enjoyed em!
2016-10-10 08:31:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
taht is funny and fun to read
2007-12-05 22:35:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-12-05 09:59:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its ok i guess
2007-12-05 09:58:01 · answer #6 · answered by ksufan4ever 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was gay and don't make no sence
2007-12-05 10:30:23 · answer #7 · answered by dc_snow_rules 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao lol lol lol lol lol
2007-12-05 09:59:47 · answer #8 · answered by dwaynesangel4life 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋