If Santa's not real,then who buys me & the kids all those lovely pressies each year?I just can't understand how he could say such a thing!
2007-12-05 09:40:35 · 16 answers · asked by jixer 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Don't listen to him; he's just trying to be mean. Everyone knows Santa exists! I bet he's going to get a lump of coal this year.
2007-12-05 09:48:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's because it is not technically Santa anymore...the original Santa died about a century ago, but a robotic ninja named T-84 decided to adopt Santa's role and continue his work, except expand it to a world-wide venture, rather than just functioning in the western Detroit area. With his super-stealth technology, he can infiltrate houses at lightning speed. Of course, like other things, the government does not want you to know that they have such technology..and have had it sense 1898. So, they use the idea that Santa is still alive as a front for this....and in order to cover up T-84's assassinations that occur each year, which are officially recorded as suicides.
Merry Christmas!
2007-12-05 17:50:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Same thing happened to me when I was in my thirties.
I was crushed when the Easter Bunny told me Santa is a fake!
2007-12-05 17:44:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Of course Santa real
'I BELIEVE IN HIM'
2007-12-06 06:17:03 · answer #4 · answered by The-she 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Easter Bunny?
2007-12-05 17:44:01 · answer #5 · answered by [192882] 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Sorry...yes St Nicholas was real...the Patron Saint of Children and keeper of pedophiles everywhere. Santa Claus is based on this personage...he's actually a myth himself. PEACE!
2007-12-05 17:47:59 · answer #6 · answered by thebigm57 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
what in the heck.
You must be kidding me.
How old must you be?
im guessing 4 but if you have a child...34? Get real, is this a joke?
2007-12-05 17:49:37 · answer #7 · answered by Alexandra 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Santa is real...his name is Saint Nicholas..and you can ask him to help you.
2007-12-05 17:45:22 · answer #8 · answered by Felicitas 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes, it's true. Sorry. Hugs.
2007-12-05 18:09:19 · answer #9 · answered by MiaOMya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Calm down, its just a urban myth. He is real.
2007-12-05 17:45:38 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋