There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, only half a head.
The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter.
The boy walked into the back room and said, "There's some a**hole out there who wants to buy only half a head of lettuce."
As he was finishing saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half."
The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later, the manager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"
The boy replied, "Minnesota, sir."
"Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota?" asked the manager.
2007-12-05 09:21:05 · 9 answers · asked by ツ Petar 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there."
"Really," replied the manager, "My wife is from Minnesota!"
The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?"
2007-12-05 09:21:13 · update #1
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2007-12-05 21:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 08:26:58 · answer #2 · answered by fenner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Yay! 10!
2007-12-05 09:54:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I wish I could think that fast. Great joke...
2007-12-05 09:39:36 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Kym♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-12-06 01:50:33 · answer #5 · answered by delinastarz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart Kid!!
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2007-12-05 09:26:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-12-05 09:26:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wuz really gud!
2007-12-05 09:25:33 · answer #8 · answered by missmaya417 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, good thinking kid!
2007-12-05 09:23:45 · answer #9 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋