The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration. The crowd is huge. Her Majesty and His Holiness can't help but have a little rivalry -- both being figureheads and all.
The Queen says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every English person in the crowd go wild?" he doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do. So the Pope says to the Queen, "Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with one little wave of MY hand I can make every Irish person in the crowd go crazy with joy? Their joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will speak forever of this day and rejoice --
2007-12-05 09:18:02 · 12 answers · asked by ツ Petar 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
they will recount it to their grandchildren and they to their descendants."
The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so... "One little wave of your hand and all Irish people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So the Pope slapped her.
2007-12-05 09:18:09 · update #1
never mess with a pope. Thanks for the laugh
2007-12-05 14:06:47 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I thought the joke was going to be on the Pope but this is very funny. Slapping the Queen will make many Irish happy.
2007-12-05 17:54:39 · answer #2 · answered by cynical 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
old.
mine is better
A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices and asks the priest if he'd like to join him for a couple of hours. The priest agrees.
The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the priest answers no. He baits the hook and says, "Give it a shot, Father."
After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it in the boat.
The fisherman says, "Whoa, look at that big sonofabitch!"
Priest: "Uh, sir, can you please mind your language?"
Fisherman(thinking quickly): "I'm sorry, Father, but that's what the fish is called -- a sonofabitch."
Priest: "Oh, I'm sorry, I did not know."
After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and stops the bishop.
Priest: "Look at this big sonofabitch!"
Bishop: "Please, mind your language, this is a house of God."
Priest: "No, you don't understand. That's what the fish is called and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!"
Bishop: "Hmmm, you know I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner." So the Bishop takes the fish, cleans it and takes it to the head mother.
Bishop: "Could you cook this sonofabitch for dinner tonight?"
Head Mother: "My lord, what language!"
Bishop: "No, sister, that's what this fish is called, a sonofabitch! The priest caught it, I cleaned it, and we want you to cook it."
Head Mother: "Yes, I'll cook that sonofabitch tonight."
That night the Pope stops by for dinner. He thinks the fish is great and asks where they got it.
Priest: "I caught the sonofabitch."
Bishop: "And I cleaned the sonofabitch."
Head Mother: "And I cooked the sonofabitch."
The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, takes off his hat, leans back in his chair, puts his feet up on the table and says, "You know, you f*ckers are all right!"
2007-12-05 17:23:38 · answer #3 · answered by Catholic 14 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wonderful.... STAR
2007-12-05 17:41:31 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Kym♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea twas good, and it would be fantastic to see it lol also Catholic14 that was a good one too,
2007-12-05 17:40:47 · answer #5 · answered by joeq1987 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is destined to be a classic!
2007-12-05 17:23:10 · answer #6 · answered by alreadyenuff 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats sooo funny!
Thanx!
2007-12-06 09:53:41 · answer #7 · answered by delinastarz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was a gud one
2007-12-05 17:33:25 · answer #8 · answered by missmaya417 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
nice nice nice
2007-12-05 17:22:08 · answer #9 · answered by {El Cientifico Dominicano} 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yay, that was great. thank you for the laugh
2007-12-05 17:25:57 · answer #10 · answered by pitbull1969 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋