2007-12-05 09:17:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
is there a religion....
2007-12-05 09:17:57 · update #1
Yup. It's called "Being 15 years old." And I invented it when I was 15 years old.
2007-12-05 09:20:22 · answer #1 · answered by AM Enforcer 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are certain Yogi's who masturbate as a devotion to Shiva... It is called (if I can remember the spelling) prarachrastra yoga. Believe it or not!
(I suspect it may be true, but I can't vouch for the author's research.) If you want to read about it yourself, click the link below or check it out at the local library.
2007-12-05 17:33:41 · answer #2 · answered by kaminegg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hedonism
Also Onanism
2007-12-05 17:22:15 · answer #3 · answered by Averell A 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes as a matter of fact there is...It's called the Strokist Religion, lol!!! Masturbation is a NATURAL thing to do and is pretty typical among teenage boys and girls...so stroke on just make sure you lube up so you don't chafe...Thank God (assuming there is one) I'm married and get it regularly. Happy Holidays!
2007-12-05 17:30:05 · answer #4 · answered by thebigm57 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes. I don't know which one it is, but I've always been a member. Since my early teens, when I had my 'calling' I have been an ordained (which just means I do it regularly) ad-minister of the church of whack-off!
2007-12-05 17:22:00 · answer #5 · answered by Judo Chop 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes, there is. Unfortunately, it also happens to be a suicide cult. On the upside, it is the best suicide cult ever.
2007-12-05 17:22:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Regular masturbation at least 5 times a week reduces a male's life-time risk of prostate cancer by nearly 40%
Take that, God!
2007-12-05 17:22:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
my religion does for sure
2007-12-05 17:20:33 · answer #8 · answered by sk692 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why not start your own?
(and learn to use a spell checker)
2007-12-05 17:23:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's called "Pretend you don't do it and you won't go to hell."
2007-12-05 17:21:43 · answer #10 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋