elderly people say that was crazy or that you will never forget. I was thinking about what Paul Mooney said about "a wet p----y and a dry purse don't go together" lol
2007-12-05 09:16:16 · 3 answers · asked by goodgirlabout2gobad 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
My grandmother always says, "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride."
I have NO idea what that means, but it sounds good.
2007-12-05 09:23:32 · answer #1 · answered by chilliemurphy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My favorite quote of my grandmother's was "Man make plans and G-d laughs!" It means you can't plan too much, because stuff happens!
I don't think it's crazy, in fact, I love it!
Oh, and I thought of another one. My dad used to say "If the Bubbe Yenta..." - that means Grandma Yenta in Yiddish - "If the Bubbe Yenta had wheels, she'd be a bus!" LOL! It means you can say if all you want, but things are what they are, no ifs ands or buts.
2007-12-05 12:20:41 · answer #2 · answered by LJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dad always used to say, "Sh*t, said the Queen, and a thousand loyal a**holes stooped to conquer."
Another favorite: "He's uglier than a bucket full of a**holes."
He had a zillion of them. Though he's been deceased since 1988, I continue to quote him.
2007-12-05 09:35:56 · answer #3 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋