A blonde goes into the local auto parts store and asks for a seven ten cap.
All the guys look at each other and say, "What's a seven ten cap?"
She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it on?" they ask, thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she says it's a Buick. "Okay lady, how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about 3-1/2 inches in diameter. "What does it do?" they ask.
She says, "I don't know, but it has always been there."
One of the guys gives her a notepad and asks her if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3-1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710.
The guys behind the counter look at it upside down as she writes it... and they just fall down behind the counter laughing hysterically.
2007-12-05 09:13:21 · 17 answers · asked by ツ Petar 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
better one..
a blonde and a rabbit are walkin, n the blonde puts her heel through the rabbit
2007-12-05 09:38:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Cool Joke
2016-05-28 08:21:17 · answer #2 · answered by bobby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its still funny but i have gotten it in an e-mail several times, wiht pictures and stuff, i still use the "710" when i need to get a 710 change or need to say something about oil, i even asked the guys in teh quaker state to change my 710 and they didnt get it, so i explained it to them
2007-12-05 14:54:04 · answer #3 · answered by princessandrea82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke was posted about a million times before, but you actually had it written out a lot better than the idiots before you did, so good job.
2007-12-05 09:22:17 · answer #4 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-05 09:47:08 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious. on the way to my dad's there is this big white rock sitting on the corner of someone's property, on the rock has 710 in big black numbers. my dad always remind me to turn at the "oil" rock on my way there...lol
2007-12-05 09:29:02 · answer #6 · answered by Moose Princess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea..dumb blonde. That was funny, you get a star
2007-12-05 09:17:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
old joke oil is the hit line
2007-12-05 09:24:42 · answer #8 · answered by gss352 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
tooo hilarious!
I gotta mark this so I can get it later and send it around
cheers
2007-12-05 09:21:15 · answer #9 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow thats sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
2007-12-06 01:56:33 · answer #10 · answered by delinastarz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋