2007-12-05 09:08:16 · 11 answers · asked by BOOM, roasted. 7 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
one ive heard is ...
"where are they"
(u answer where are what?)
"ur wings.i thought u were an angel the first time i saw u"
2007-12-05 09:09:51 · update #1
i've got 4
1)is your name summer?
because your hot
2) did you fart?
because you just blew me away
3)do you take karate?
because your body's kickin
4)are you a resturant?
because i want to eat you out
2007-12-05 13:50:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend used to do this.
he would pass by a girl he found attractive, then began to shuffle backwards towards her, fighting some unseen force. Once she noticed, he would turn and go: "I am being drawn to you by some magnetic force. I cannot resist. Your power is too great and we must be together. Cannot escape your overwhelming energy."
he would ham it up big time while doing this, eventually being right next to her.
Corny as a field in Kansas, but the damn thing WORKED!
2007-12-05 09:18:11 · answer #2 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I have one,
"Um, I know I'm fat and you're skinning but I really like you so will you go out with me?"
I couldn't help but laugh, I mean, I never even talked to the dude before and it was right in the middle of class. xD
2007-12-05 09:17:49 · answer #3 · answered by Spark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i need you like a heart needs a beat. some guy told my friend that one time
2007-12-05 09:17:30 · answer #4 · answered by squirrel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want to know how many shoulders I have. He tap and count his shoulder and then mine and said 4.
2007-12-05 09:11:31 · answer #5 · answered by greeneyeslady 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Hey baby, what's your sign?"
"Nice shoes. Wanna F*ck?"
The best one ever though was when I got hit on by this cute black UPS guy. He said "Hey baby, what can brown do for YOU?"
2007-12-05 09:20:10 · answer #6 · answered by kritten 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that a mirror on your sleeve. cos i can see myself in your arms!
eewwww
2007-12-05 09:13:11 · answer #7 · answered by tooofunky69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i said "im sooo hot" (temp wise)
"damn right"
possibly the least creative one iv ever heard
2007-12-05 09:14:49 · answer #8 · answered by Brookeinspace 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
this guy was eating skittles and hes like do you like skittles? do you wanna taste my rainbow?
lol ithough it was so lame i laughed but he was jking
2007-12-05 09:11:39 · answer #9 · answered by allie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You dropped something... my jaw. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
stupid
2007-12-05 09:17:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋