Bad santa, yea or nay?

Question

Dear Friends,

I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.

I was going to bring you all gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas," but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming.

The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird crap.

On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation, and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.

Maybe next year I will be able to get things together and bring you the things you want. This year, I suggest you get your butts down to Wal-Mart before everything is gone.

Merry Christmas,

Santa

Answer 1

Hmmm, I hope somehow Santa manages to get himself on his "naughty" list. Or else, I'll be happy to do it for him. :(

Answer 2

LOL. I thought the joke was going to be on the Pope but this is very funny. Slapping the Queen will make many Irish happy.

Answer 3

lol funny

Answer 4

this one wasnt as gud as the other ones

Answer 5

gay

Answer 6

i've never read that before but that was good. *smiling*

Answer 7

lol yea

Answer 8

WOW THATS FUNNY

Answer 9

lol

Answer 10

LOL