Bad nun, yea or nay?

Question

At midnight, a middle-aged man was waiting at a train station to cross the country, heading back east to see his relative. As he stepped up into the train car, he noticed that the car was almost empty except for a young beautiful nun who sat by herself reading the Bible. The man sat near by her hoping to get some companionship during the long ride.

However, the nun was paying no attention to him. She just kept on reading the Bible without even acknowledging him. Half an hour went by slowly and silently, making the man more and more anxious to start a conversation. But he did not know how to start. The man then put his hand on the nun's lap. The nun blushed with a little bit of anger.

Nun: Dear sir, do you believe in God?
Man: Yes, I do.
Nun: Have you read the Bible? You know, it is wrong to put your hand on my lap. Perhaps you should go home and read line 23 on page 157.

The man withdrew his hand and sat quietly until the train reached the east coast. The next day, he looked at the

Bible and read the excerpt: "Heaven is a little bit higher."

SORRY FOR THAT GUYS! I didn't even notice I didn't finish it. Weird. Ahaha, cheers.

Answer 1

LMAO.

Answer 2

Funny! 10!

Answer 3

He looked at the what? I need to know the full story before I answer your question.

Answer 4

humorous. previous. mine is greater desirable a clergyman comes to a decision to take a walk to the pier close to his church. He seems around and finally stops to observe a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices and asks the priest if he'd opt to connect him for a pair of hours. The priest has a similar opinion. The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished till now, to which the priest solutions no. He baits the hook and says, "supply it a shot, Father." After a jiffy, the priest hooks a huge fish and struggles to get it in the boat. The fisherman says, "Whoa, look at that super sonofabitch!" Priest: "Uh, sir, are you able to delight techniques your language?" Fisherman(thinking without postpone): "i'm sorry, Father, yet that's what the fish is talked approximately as -- a sonofabitch." Priest: "Oh, i'm sorry, i did no longer know." After the holiday, the priest brings the fish to the church and forestalls the bishop. Priest: "look at this enormous sonofabitch!" Bishop: "Please, techniques your language, that's a house of God." Priest: "No, you do no longer understand. that's what the fish is talked approximately as and that i caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!" Bishop: "Hmmm, you know i could desire to bathe this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner." So the Bishop takes the fish, cleans it and takes it to the pinnacle mom. Bishop: "could desire to you cook dinner this sonofabitch for dinner this evening?" Head mom: "My lord, what language!" Bishop: "No, sister, that's what this fish is talked approximately as, a sonofabitch! The priest caught it, I wiped sparkling it, and we'd such as you to cook dinner it." Head mom: "particular, i will cook dinner that sonofabitch this evening." That evening the Pope stops by using for dinner. He thinks the fish is super and asks the place they have been given it. Priest: "I caught the sonofabitch." Bishop: "and that i wiped sparkling the sonofabitch." Head mom: "and that i cooked the sonofabitch." The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, takes to the air his hat, leans back in his chair, places his ft up on the table and says, "you know, you f*ckers are all proper!"

Answer 5

i didnt get it u didnt finish it, but thx for da 2 points

Answer 6

Hah! that is really funny!

Answer 7

AT THE? lol

Answer 8

lol

Answer 9

Looked at the..............................??