I think my cat MAY have some super abilities. I have been watching her and it SEEMS as though she MAY be using the FORCE. I think the force is with her. She is exhibiting signs of being MORE than just an ordinary house cat. Now, do you think this is possible and if so, how should I act around her?
2007-12-05 08:37:14 · 16 answers · asked by TAP 6 in Pets ➔ Cats
Well, the first thing you must ascertain is whether or not your cat is leaning towards the "dark side". You must prevent your feline companion from becoming a Sith Lord at all costs! Does your cat have anger issues? Does she have plans to crush any current rebellions? And finally, can she shoot lightning from her paws? These are sure signs that your cat is on the path of darkness. Beware!
2007-12-05 09:13:57 · answer #1 · answered by Big J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your cat is like any other cat. When ever you turn your back, she flips you off.
The only super ability any cat has is to be the MOST destructive force in the universe. The damage a cat does to a home would easily rank with a supernova. My condolences to any normal human forced to live with a cat and / or a cat lover.
2007-12-05 16:43:59 · answer #2 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Try placing a scrumptious smelling meal about two feet away from her, when she is unable to get to it. (Maybe she's on a leash or in a cat carrier.) See if she's able to scoot the meal towards her. That would prove it!
As to how you should act around her once it's proven...... treat her like a goddess so that she doesn't strangle you with her mind.
2007-12-05 17:03:13 · answer #3 · answered by cygnet611 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My cat thinks he's an Egyptian Demi-god and thinks that everyone in the house (including the other cats) should worship him.
All cats firmly believe they are special. There's nothing unusual about your cat.
Just bear these adages in mind:
1. Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
2. Never try to out-stubborn a cat.
3. Dogs think that people are their superiors. Horses think that people are their equals. Cats think that people are inferior.
4. With a dog, you feed him and provide for his every need and he thinks you are a god. With a cat, you feed him and provide for his every need and he thinks HE is a god.
5. Having a cat makes you more able to handle rejection.
2007-12-05 16:53:42 · answer #4 · answered by Yvonne P 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think all cats have super abilities to some extent. For example, my cat is currently advising me that studying for finals is not a good idea, and she's demonstrating this by very forcefully attempting to chew through the power chord to my laptop.
You should act around her as all cats expect everyone to act around them: like you're her most loyal and faithful servant. She expects nothing less. ;)
2007-12-05 16:41:47 · answer #5 · answered by Matokah 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
oh, what a portentous day. have some hack of an actor test her mitichlorian (sp?) levels and report his findings to your local jedi council. perhaps your cat's destiny is greater than you think.
watch out, though. if they sense fear in your cat, stop it before its too late!
2007-12-05 17:36:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Animals and children see ghosts often - because nobody has told them they can't. Imaginary friends, for example, can be a child communicating with the dead. My cats see stuff all the time - sometimes they will stand on their hind legs standing straight in the air looking at one particular place and not move for minutes. I am convinced they can see things we can't.
2007-12-05 16:41:11 · answer #7 · answered by AT6381 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I have heard of star wars but since that is fantasy, I'll go ahead and assume that ur cat is just very fat and has her own little orbit =)
2007-12-05 16:47:24 · answer #8 · answered by purpleshell 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you should be careful around her... she may attack you and bat you around for fun, before ripping your insides out and leaving you on the doorstep of her real family's house. lol
2007-12-05 16:41:37 · answer #9 · answered by Peter Griffin 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry to say but she is super anyway. ALL cats are! It's us that don't have any. :-))
2007-12-05 16:55:23 · answer #10 · answered by phillybookwoman 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋