Okay, I know some of you were just getting accustomed to my conversion to Judaism, but that is so........yesterday. Today, I have converted to Islam. It is a grand religion with a long history of peace and love and devotion to science. However, I like to do my morning prayers in my driveway, and , well, Jack B lives in the house just west of mine, and I have to bend down to the east and it interrupts my prayers having to look over my shoulder all the time to make sure he isn't sneaking up on me. Should I erect a Jack B proof fence between our houses?
2007-12-05 08:36:15 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There is no such thing as a Jack B proof fence; I will climb, dig, tear apart any such fence, lie my way in, give up my virtue to be let in, lie about giving up my virtue to be let in, climb over my virtue to be let in, climb over the lies about my virtue to be let in, dig up more lies about my virtue to be let in, fence in my lies to be let in the fence, take up fencing so as to better defend my lies, lie about taking up fencing to defend the virtue of my lies, etc....
I forgot what the question was.....
2007-12-05 08:58:19 · answer #1 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 22⤊ 2⤋
Give it a day.. let's see what conversion takes place tomorrow. I wouldn't want you to have to spend all that money erecting a fence until you pick one and stick with it. The next religion might require NO fences.
2007-12-05 08:57:44 · answer #2 · answered by Kallan 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
LOL Would that be 80 proof, or 100? Try that invisible fence - the zapping might stunt his desire to interrupt your prayers - or you will hear his squeals which might add to the fervor of the praying.
2007-12-05 12:40:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Share your driveway with someone who's religion requires them to pray facing west!
It's cheaper! LOL
The money would be better spent searching the world for your next religion.
Did you notice he actually used the word virtue in his response...several times! Disturbing.
2007-12-05 23:54:44 · answer #4 · answered by suzyQ™ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No. A complex system of mirrors ought to do the trick and let you know when he is sneaking up on you while you are bent over praying.
Look to da Vinci for answers.
2007-12-05 08:54:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
does he have a history of sneaking up on you? did you mind him sneaking up on you before your conversion?
i would skip the fence...you might hurt his feelings. try placing a mirror in front of you that way you don't have to keep turning around.
good luck on your next religion of choice...lol
((8tm))
2007-12-05 12:20:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Erect twenty fences...he might get tired before he digs under, or climbs over, them all.
Sorry, don't do the Jack worship.
2007-12-05 11:17:29 · answer #7 · answered by frenzy-CIB- Jim's with Jesus 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
lol, I don't think that would help you...besides Jack is such a "hunk", why would you ever think of doing this in the first place.??!!,,its not everyday that people can have a house next to JACK. B....
OR
YOU could tie a bell around his neck!!
Atlease then you would know when he
is around..!!!
2007-12-05 08:42:10 · answer #8 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 8⤊ 1⤋
Yes. And spray it with Anti Vegemite to ensure peace.
2007-12-05 08:40:24 · answer #9 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Now, why in the world would you wanna keep away Hawtness?
Hmmm, well, get some dogs that will watch your back and attack Jack the Aussie Snack.
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2007-12-05 08:43:06 · answer #10 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 11⤊ 1⤋
like all relationships, it's about give and take... but unfortunately jack is more of a taker than a giver... I don't think you have to worry.
2007-12-05 09:05:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋