or what other things have you heard kids say? thanks for all your answers.
2007-12-05 08:35:04 · 24 answers · asked by strange-artist 7 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
When my youngest daughter was potty training, it was normal for her to spend a bit of time in the bathroom. One day, she'd been in there quite a while so I went in to check on her. She was sitting on her potty and holding the book, "Lord of the Rings" upside down. As a joke I said, "You can't read." She said, "I can't poop either."
2007-12-05 08:42:06 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 17⤊ 0⤋
Over the summer season as quickly as we've been in a public restroom, I took my then 4 year previous daughters interior the stall with me, and that i went additionally. What I felt replaced into loud, my daughter says “Mommy why do you have hair on your bits?” And my different daughter till now i could desire to assert something says “Katie, purely mommys have hair on their bits” i could desire to pay attention the different women human beings in there giggling, and as quickly as we walked out of the stall, nevertheless have been. Smile: That jogs my memory of myself, and my babies. different than I had my babies as a young person, yet at 21 (I additionally seem as though i'm 12-14) and that they are 5. My daughter stated some thing approximately having to be a grown as much as do some thing. and that i stated nicely i'm a grown up. And my daughters says no mommy you’re a new child grown up. I’m nevertheless uncertain what which ability.
2016-12-10 13:40:08 · answer #2 · answered by finnen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter was 4 when this happened.
I was driving across the country (Virginia to Washington state)
( I had just caught my husband cheating, so I wasn't in the right frame of mind)
I had gotten pulled over and given a warning, a couple of hours later I got pulled over again
( some of those states are really bare and in a straight line, perfect for speeding)
Anyway this cop gave me a warning too, and told me to slow it down, right then my daughter said
"that is what the last policeman said !"
One more,
same year,
I was at the car dealers when my daughter spotted a wedding ring on the car salesman and said
"My mommy used to ware a married ring too, then she took it off and now daddy sleeps in the car"
He never slept in the car, I have no idea where she got that, but it was very embarrassing.
2007-12-05 09:07:06 · answer #3 · answered by S.T. 4 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Well I had taken my daughter to the doctors because she was ill and as I am speaking to the nurse (who by the way I grew up with but wasn't really close to) the nurses eyes get pretty big and she nods in my child's direction. I turn to look and my child is holding up before and after pictures of my breast from augmentation. I about died! How could I have forgotten to take them out of my purse after my doctors appointment?!?
2007-12-06 01:52:44 · answer #4 · answered by frogbfound 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny:
My daughter was 4 years old, and on one day she was being a terrible brat. We lived in a two story condo at the time, and as punishment, I sent her to her bedroom, which was upstairs. She walked up a few stairs, turned around (with a lot of drama and attitude), put her hands on her hips, stomped her feet, and said: Fine! Im never watching cartoons again!!!
with that, she turned (just as dramatically) and stomped upstairs.
My husband I laughed hard at this threat.....:)
2007-12-05 09:13:08 · answer #5 · answered by Heather N 2 · 7⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter Lucy was about 6 my step-mom took her to a outdoor bathroom (honey bucket) there was a line, and when they got in there you could hear my daughter LOUDLY say "There sure is alot of S H * T in here granny!"
2007-12-05 09:52:06 · answer #6 · answered by Lucy 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My husband and I took our 3 children to our local elementary school for the preschool open house. This school is Catholic and goes from preschool to 8th grade. My son was 4 years old going on 5 at the time. They led us into a small cafeteria to wait for the principal to arrive. The principal walked in and right away my son started talking her head off and she politely listened. Anyway, we took our seats and the principal began to speak to all the parents about the school, curriculum, etc, etc, etc. All of a sudden my son loudly stated, "BORRRRRIIIIIING!" I almost died. Parents around me were giggling and the principal lost her train of thought. It was awful. My son is going to spend 10 years at this school and he already has made a lasting impression with the principal!
2007-12-05 08:51:14 · answer #7 · answered by derchimoose 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Every year, my family vacations on the Crystal Coast of North Carolina. I was one and my sister was three, so she loved to ask questions. She kept asking "Why?" to EVERYTHING. My mom got so frustrated with her that after about 4 hours of nonstop "Why?", she said "Can't you say anything other than WHY?" My sister's answer:
"Z?"
2007-12-05 10:01:03 · answer #8 · answered by That Gay Guy for Da Ben Dan 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I took my 2 year old son in a stall with me and he asked, Mommy, you go poo-poo. Oh, gross you make it stink!!!!
Ver embarrassing since the other two stalls next to me were filled. I heard some giggling out of one of the other ladies in the bathroom!!!!
2007-12-05 08:40:05 · answer #9 · answered by Noah's Mommy 3 · 13⤊ 0⤋
We were walking through the pharmacy with our 3 year old son. He walks to a shelf, picks up a package containing KY and asks out loud if we could buy it for Grandma because she really likes it.
2007-12-05 08:39:43 · answer #10 · answered by g 1 · 10⤊ 1⤋