Taco Salad, officially a religion now
2007-12-05 08:32:07 · 7 answers · asked by Cha Lupa 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Chalupa is yucky!
2007-12-05 08:35:08 · answer #1 · answered by Maple Sugar 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Holy texts of the Flying Spaghetti Monster are 100% true (It has to be, my pastor chef said so). Accept him or suffer the Burning Oven of Doom. Do not be deceived by the evil Cha Lupa, he was cast down from the Great Pasta Kitchen into Mexico.
- My Pastor Chef confirmed all this to be true
If you disagree, U WRONG. I RIGHT LALALALALA *covers ears*
2007-12-05 18:05:26 · answer #2 · answered by Moo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only the great Flying Spaghetti Monster should be worshiped. Now bow down before his noodley goodness.
2007-12-05 16:36:24 · answer #3 · answered by Einstein 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Taco salads are not divine since they were created by real men of genius.
Who else could create a 12,000 calorie salad?
2007-12-05 16:37:19 · answer #4 · answered by taa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate that little rodent imitation mutt that wants to be a dog.
Good, tacobellians dont report as much as Christians
2007-12-05 16:36:21 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, I must observe more of your self-worship!
2007-12-05 16:36:45 · answer #6 · answered by Premaholic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is my shell, broken for you. Remember me whenever you eat of this shell.
2007-12-05 17:05:39 · answer #7 · answered by bfmken 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋