...how come I can't turn Beyonce into a Ninja and make her follow me around as my personal ninja body guard?
Seriously, if ninjas are so awesome, how much more awesome would a Beyonce ninja be?
2007-12-05 08:24:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
She would be a very awesome ninja.
2007-12-05 08:26:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
♥ lol.......... "All things are possible." is not the entirety of the verse. It is not in regards to being able to do whatever you want, or have whatever you want IF you invoke the name of God, or 'plead the blood of Jesus'..... but it is in regards to salvation.
The passage (Matt 19:16-30) deals with salvation, essentially stating that, though some people may seem 'hardened' and 'unreceptive' to the gospel, it is not 'impossible' for the Holy Spirit to reach their hearts, break down the walls, and for them to be open to the gospel, and be saved.
The verse actually says, "..... With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible." (matthew 19:26).
This is reiterated in other chapters, Mark 10:17-31; (Mark 10:27 states, "..... With man this is impossible, but not with God; all things are possible with God."
And also, Mark 9:23, and Luke 1:37 state the similar concept
though different circumstance surround those verses. In essence, it is saying that as God, he can do whatever he wants; not that we can do or have whatever we want if we 'just believe'. As though 'all things are possible with God' not all things are possible with us. The passages where those verses are found deal with SALVATION, not material weath or possesions. The other two verses (M9:23, L1:37) deal with healing and well, technically something of the miraculous. Which, is the reasoning behind the statement, and reiterates the Supremacy of God, that he is both willing and able to accomplish whatever he wants to, regardless of the situations OR of the limitations to mankind.
You must look at the verse within the context of what is written.
As for Beyonce becoming a Ninja...... LOL well, i am doubtful that is relevant to your salvation so God would probably not intervene in that situation by a demonstration of the miraculous; BUT perhaps if you wrote to Beyonce and told her that you would love it if she became a Ninja, she would oblige your request because you're a fan LOL.
I still say, you are very funny. Your questions crack me up! ♥
2007-12-05 08:53:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know Beyonce ISN'T a ninja?
After all -- they ARE masters of disguise, are they not?
2007-12-05 08:27:36 · answer #3 · answered by The Reverend Soleil 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Foxy Cleopatra
2007-12-05 08:26:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Maybe her sister could be your ninja.
2007-12-05 08:28:34 · answer #5 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yes all things are possible through Christ, BUT you have to have the faith of a mustard seed and it has to be something that would glorify God.
2007-12-05 08:30:01 · answer #6 · answered by zeldagirl07 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good try, she is my grog wench here on my PIRATE ship,
and she shakes her booty to you ninja girly men
2007-12-05 08:41:47 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
because beyonce' has a mind of her own. she wouldn't fall for that foolishness.
2007-12-05 08:26:50 · answer #8 · answered by Ms. Lady 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
All things good are possible in Christ.
2007-12-05 08:27:17 · answer #9 · answered by Lynn C 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
her *** is too fat to fit into ninja clothes
2007-12-05 08:27:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋