He believes in Jesus, right?
2007-12-05 08:23:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because silk melts in the heat?
Because brimstone is bad for velvet?
Because Satan looks awful in taffeta?
(We're just kidding you because the idea of "satin" in hell is funny.)
2007-12-05 08:26:22 · answer #1 · answered by Acorn 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Satin? You mean the fabric? Hehehe just kidding.
Satan actually roams the Earth looking for our weak spots to turn us away from the Lord.
Yes, Satan believes in Jesus, as do his demons, BUT Satan rebelled against God and he was expelled. That is why he no longer has a place in heaven.
2007-12-05 16:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He's not in hell right now. He and his demons are roming around the earth finding God's people to battle with.
Of course he belives in Jesus Christ. You can Believe in Jesus and not go to heaven.
2007-12-05 16:37:35 · answer #3 · answered by Sir Narnian 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
They could't afford silk.
LOL
Satan is condemned to hell, but he's still out there making trouble for you 'n me.
Don't feel sorry for him.
He doesn't feel sorry for you.
He started a war with God ,tried to take over heaven ,got kicked out,and took 1/3rd of the angels with him.
Since then ,he's been Making trouble and lying to us because God loves us.
So he hates us.
2007-12-05 17:21:49 · answer #4 · answered by tammy m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satin is in hell because the Victoria's Secret models wore it, dressing up as hottie angels. Since sexy attire leads to sex, and sex is naughty in Christianity, satin must burn in eternal hell torment.............
2007-12-05 16:32:49 · answer #5 · answered by An Independent 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Why in hell and not where else? would YOU ask that to test
him or YOU? I havent heard any complaints, and his business
is booming. I dont know about the other question, but, I'll guessNO!!!
2007-12-09 16:12:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
first off it's spelled Satan
from my semi-limited knowledge of the bible and Christian scripture
Satan was an angel who defied god
so he was cast out of heaven and sent to hell
but the whole idea of Satan and the bible wasn't really a major talking point until the church started losing patrons and they just started talking about it more to scare people in to worshiping God.
so technically even tho Satan knows about Jesus and god and all that he dosn't believe in them.
if you want some really good answers about it try reaseaerching stuff about Satanism
2007-12-05 16:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by Evan 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I assume you mean Satan. He fell from grace and was banished to Hell. He was a fallen angel.
2007-12-05 19:50:00 · answer #8 · answered by Frosty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan is not in Hell. In the Bible prophecy, he will be cast into the lake of fire one fine day, but for now he works against all humans, God's Angels, and God himself (Father, Son, Holy Spirit).
Satan is in the invisible spirit world (invisible to us) that our visible & physical world is submerged within.
Satan knows about Jesus, but does not believe in Him, that is, does not entrust his life to Jesus or commit his life to living Jesus' way of life. He is against everything Jesus is for, and is the Father of Lies. Satan loves every sin, including child abuse, rape, murder, lies, bad attitudes, theft, etc.
Every person either chooses Jesus or Satan, and either goes to Heaven after they die, and has purpose in this life, enjoying working out God's plan & purpose for this life, or Hell after they die in this life & missing out on God's joy, purpose that He designed just for them.
Go to Heaven and have purpose in this life starting with a prayer like this one or you could pray this prayer:
Jesus, I trust my life to you and will now begin to live your way as taught in the Bible. Forgive my sins please, for choosing Satan's way of life. Please help me to be like you in the way I think and behave. You are now my Lord and Savior.
2007-12-06 06:44:59 · answer #9 · answered by cookpat.geo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satin was once an angel in heaven, but decided he wanted to challenge God for control of Heaven and lost and God banished him from Heaven into hell.
2007-12-05 16:27:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋