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I believe God has put a magnet on every object on the earth....and the earth is one big magnet too. if you start giving these guys wiggle room on gravity, they'll start ramming evolution down our throats. lets change the battleground.

i know i have a magnetic personality. don't you? by the way, i'm so bright, my mom calls me sun.

2007-12-05 08:22:38 · 18 answers · asked by Jeff S Phoenix_AM 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Lol OMGosh even if I didn't agree with you I'd love your questions anyways..Your freakin hilarious

2007-12-05 10:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by gangstaG 4 · 2 0

Gravity is only a THEORY!! You Atheists need to learn what a theory is!!! Intelligent Falling should be taught along side the theory of gravity. Also, "God makes me sick" theory should be taught along with Germ Theory. And "We are made of dirt" theory should be taught along with cell theory. Lastly, "My brain is the smallest makeup on earth" theory should be taught next to molecular theory.

You secular atheists are turning school into some sort of science bonanza!

Edit: some people didn't get your sarcasm or your point.

2007-12-05 08:28:33 · answer #2 · answered by Take it from Toby 7 · 4 0

Those who believe in gravity are heretics.

It says in the book of Ron, "The fool sayth, the earth is round and holds you to her according by scientific theory. Thou shalt not suffer these heretics to live." Gospal of Ron 9:13

2007-12-05 08:33:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

We have to give them something in order to keep the peace.

If we all came from Monkeys, Why is there still Gravity?

2007-12-05 10:43:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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2016-09-30 22:50:14 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Trouble with gravity is that the only way is down.

2007-12-05 08:29:20 · answer #6 · answered by za 7 · 2 0

Do you actually know how gravity works? If you did, you would be the first. Not only that but how do you explain Jesus (and Peter) walking on water? Perhaps Jesus knows more than our greatest scientists about gravity...and evolution.

2007-12-05 08:27:31 · answer #7 · answered by whitehorse456 5 · 2 2

Um...ok then. Btw we don't "shove evolution" down your throats. You shove Creationism down OUR throats in public schools (or try to anyway)

And I'm sure you do have such a magnetic personality, and I think the type of "sun" she's referring to is more of a white dwarf, a very...um...not=-so-bright star...

2007-12-05 08:27:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

The Earth IS one big magnet, dear. That's why compasses work.

2007-12-05 08:26:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5 2

Why do you generalize by assuming all Christians are Young Earth Creationists?

2007-12-05 08:26:13 · answer #10 · answered by Free Thinker A.R.T. ††† 6 · 5 1

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