... This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a blue suit.
He asks, Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing? But, she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a check to buy one.
When she came back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it costs.
He says, "Actually it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the widow ift she would mind if her husband were to be buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her.
So.... I switched the heads"
2007-12-05 08:21:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ive heard that joke, but ive forgotten about it until now. I used to love that joke! thanks for retelling it, Its AWESOME
Thanks for your time-PEACE
2007-12-05 08:39:38 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. Ponyo 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
He was wearing a black suit because he was only wearing a diffrent head not whole body
2007-12-05 17:20:07 · answer #2 · answered by Syd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-05 18:21:06 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...A new Stephen King in the making? XD
2007-12-05 16:25:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good story!
2007-12-05 17:16:58 · answer #5 · answered by Becky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i"m getting burried in me birthday suit,nice one our kidda keep em rocking!!
2007-12-05 16:34:31 · answer #6 · answered by unclefesta_32 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg its gross in a way
but it is so bloody funny lol*
2007-12-06 01:34:38 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that one will turn a few heads. nice one.
2007-12-05 17:35:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
didnt expect that ans.
funny!
2007-12-05 16:28:26 · answer #9 · answered by keamar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
give us the other one,i could do with a new head!l.o.l.
2007-12-05 16:25:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋