Moon and I were just analyzing who will get invitations, so tell us.
2007-12-05 08:20:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
Thanks PJJ... Do We know you? Oh hell, you can come too, but bring your own alcohol and food.
2007-12-05 08:43:07 · update #1
TDE... ROFLMAO!!!
2007-12-05 08:43:42 · update #2
DFA... Back off perv! She's all mine now.
2007-12-05 08:44:21 · update #3
Little Turdo... You can come for sure, I don't know about the rest of these tards.
2007-12-05 08:45:08 · update #4
Herr Turden... Thanks, but I only need $13.56. Please bring your own sourkraut this time and leave the sausage at home.
2007-12-05 08:46:40 · update #5
Margie... You can come too! We insist!!!
2007-12-05 09:06:44 · update #6
Thanks Annabelle... You can come too! Bring DFA's gifts but leave him behind.
2007-12-05 09:20:06 · update #7
Freeman can come too because his answers always scare the sh!t out of me...
2007-12-05 10:12:24 · update #8
Please ask Moon to pick a fabric store in Suria KLCC and pick the absolutely most expensive silk for her new Baju Kebaya, I will pay for it, seriously...
and a gallon of SpermOff(TM) for you, so you can make your keyboard work again...
EDIT: Annabela, my little pomme de terre, Yes, I will pay for whatever pleases your heart...
2007-12-05 08:31:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Usually family members and close friends are in vited. You get the usual stuff toasters, juicer,glasses,culteryset,sheets and towels etc. A lot of people as for money to put towards their honey moon as these days most people are living together or have lived in separately so they double up on everything. When people ask for money they usually send a little rhyme from the Internet, I have one here if you can't find one. Or lay by (layaway, depends where you are from) pick what you need like a dining suite,bedroom suite,BBQ what ever you need and ask your guests to put some money on the lay by for you and if the money exceeds then you may be able to put it towards more furniture etc Hope this helps. Congratulations to you both
2007-12-05 08:38:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
OKAY, there would be for the unhappy couple to be.
1 Star Wars Battle Packs - The Hunt for General Grievous.
2 Cheetah Girls: TCG CD
3 Exclusive Rey Mysterio Action Figure WWE Smackdown
VS Raw 08
4 A Büchner Bong
5 Herb grinder
6 A whipped cream charger (or "whippit") is a steel cylinder or cartridge filled with nitrous oxide that is used whipping agent in a whipped cream dispenser.
Plus a weekend for two at the fabulous Rodent-Inn in Death Valley. It comes with complimentary condoms with your choice of color.
And a Hotel-bar voucher in the amount of $14.67
2007-12-05 08:36:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋
check out their registry. in case you're not sure the place they are registered, examine the primary suspects: mattress tub & previous, Macys, objective, Williams Sonoma, Pottery Barn, Crate and Barrel. in the event that they arent registered everywhere, merely provide them something you think of they could like. A kitchen gadget which you would be able to no longer stay without usually makes a stable present. or you could continually merely provide them money, a contemporary certificates or a voucher for an afternoon on the spa. you additionally can ask the couple approximately sponsoring an afternoon or night of their honeymoon.
2016-09-30 22:49:57 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will bring a one years supply of Lottery tickets, from 2006 with a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 fortified wine in a brown bag with a straw just in case Stooge does not ..... measure up. Enjoy
2007-12-05 14:18:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am offering twenty crates of Dom Perignon, 10 (they won't sell you more than that) magnums of Romanée Conti 2004 and 20 of Saint-Estèphe 1983.
DFA said he would be paying for them.
2007-12-05 09:15:51 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Annabella-VInylist 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully nothing with sharp points or edges and books with lots of colorful pictures and small words. Might I suggest also a vasectomy as well for the groom?
2007-12-05 14:42:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was going to present you a gift of verse. A seventy four-hour English Sonnet. I thought I would start reading at the Bridal Shower then finish as you two carry me over the threshold...
2007-12-05 08:40:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
I will bring you two fist-sized hamster to fill your two palms!
You know...there is nothing like a balled up fist and a smiling face as the wedding progressed.....
Additionally, I will bring my own batons just in case Salty complained of wearing world War 11 protection attire.......
2007-12-05 09:57:06 · answer #9 · answered by Freeman 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I got nothing. The only thing I can offer is my services as the entertainment at the reception...every wedding needs an emotionally unstable friend/family member to cause a scene...
I could do that. I promise...I'll make it memorable.
Good enough?
2007-12-05 10:13:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋