2007-12-05 07:06:05 · 28 answers · asked by blackjanuary 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
by um.............. giving you something called a mirror!
2007-12-05 07:15:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2007-12-05 07:10:56 · answer #2 · answered by best answer?! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
By introducing you to Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, or a mirror on any given day you wake up...now...see...aren't you laughing?? lol
2007-12-05 07:08:43 · answer #3 · answered by WORD UP G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could show you my bank statement
that always makes me laugh
2007-12-05 07:09:37 · answer #4 · answered by ktbug3335 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a wonderful question.
How can you make me laugh ?
2007-12-05 07:10:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: To get to the other side!
2007-12-05 07:10:09 · answer #6 · answered by ruthie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what did the bear say to the skeleton?
your bones are too skinny to fit in my body....
lol my bro and i made that up when we were little lmao
2007-12-05 07:09:36 · answer #7 · answered by maxi_linda_5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why was the cookie at the hospital?
He was feeling crumbly!
lol sorry that was the best i could come up with :)
2007-12-05 07:09:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell me a funny story
2007-12-05 07:08:46 · answer #9 · answered by laurie b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there were two potatoes standing on a corner, one was a prostitute, do you know how I know one was a prostitute...
because she was marked Id a ho
2007-12-05 07:09:49 · answer #10 · answered by Jo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pass me your feet.
2007-12-05 07:09:13 · answer #11 · answered by darbygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋