If we evovled from Monkeys WHY ARE THERE STILL MONKEYS?!?!?!1/oneoneone
I had not seen this in a few days and I missed it...
Oh I don't believe in this question but I missed all the fun it brings
2007-12-05 06:49:50 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
mistakes intended BTW
2007-12-05 06:50:15 · update #1
Crud for got the add ATHIEST in there too...
2007-12-05 06:57:09 · update #2
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer...
2007-12-05 06:53:21 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. Large Richard 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
It's because the Monkeys were once men, but were then converted to Scientology, fed into a wood chipper, and re-assembled into monkeys. They call it devilution...I mean, devolution...and Tom Cruise is next!
(according to the myths, however, Creationists have an even easier method of bringing about this same result...and it can work via internet as well!).
2007-12-05 06:59:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
George Bush, Sr. and Barbara Bush made the monkey. His call change into George. He change into the evidence that evolution had by some ability ceased to evolve for some if no longer for others. He had neither a abdomen button nor a pair of balls nor a mind or soul. the lady monkey change into made by ability of an excellent explosion of urine contained in the air even as the George downed one too many Jack Daniels and it mixed with the cocaine he change into copiously snorting. those 2 pressed at the same time and created others like themselves and keen to kind a "authorities' by ability of punching their chests and grunting. The Bible? It that what you propose by ability of lower back then? Oh... this is a tale with no longer just about as a lot bloodshed and corruption as this one, and hence is deemed fiction. in basic terms in genuine existence can adult men and women be so ignorant as to position self belief in evolution or creationism. we are all descendants of the bushmen.
2016-10-25 12:18:00 · answer #3 · answered by lisbon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not all monkeys are related to humans. However, chimps have 98% of human dna, meaning that we have a common ancestor with them. We humans are just a different branch from a common ancestor that evolved differently.
2007-12-05 06:59:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
rebel you didn't get the memo
the monkeys were isolated from the humans who evolved due to the ice melting & their worlds drifted apart.
or you may accept the fact monkeys refused to give up bananas & did not evolved due to the banana dna gene supplement
2007-12-05 06:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gulp
Danka
Monkeys chose to ignore evilution and started relying on faith based beliefs for progress.
2007-12-05 06:55:21 · answer #6 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Because humans are not better than monkeys. There is absolutely nothing that says "intelligence is good, and better than non-intelligence" Monkeys are very very good at what they do, which is why they still exist.
2007-12-05 06:55:42 · answer #7 · answered by Mordent 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I hate to say it because even though I see moron written all over this question...I don't believe in the ape to man theory...
The monkeys exist so that scientists can study lower levels of human intelligence like yours to dumb primates...
2007-12-05 06:55:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I wish the biologically ignorant would change their question to:
if sparrows evolved from finches why are there still finches?
2007-12-05 06:57:02 · answer #9 · answered by Dendronbat Crocoduck 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, all the monkey business..now give me my banana..
2007-12-05 06:53:04 · answer #10 · answered by PROBLEM 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Because people like to be one of them.
2007-12-05 06:58:15 · answer #11 · answered by KaLkAg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋