2007-12-05 06:40:17 · 25 answers · asked by Link strikes back 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Pastafarianism.
Arrrrgh! Ahoy mateys! Right between the masts!
2007-12-05 06:44:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Atheist - I do not believe in religious myths of any sort. There is no such entity as god. Faith is believing something that you know just isn't true! Study Biology and Geology, the answers are in the rocks, not in the Buy-Bull or other religious doctrines wrote by man to control man.
2007-12-05 18:16:52 · answer #2 · answered by foolfromms 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am here to convert each and every one of you to the True Faith of Frisbeeterianism.
You shall know that when you die, your soul ascends to the rooftop, from whence you cannot be retrieved.
Yeah, spin, brothers and sisters. Spin eternally, lest thou shankest off to the side and become prey to playful dogs thinking thy very life is no more than a great cosmic game of Fetch. Beware the teeth marks of such curs.
2007-12-05 14:50:31 · answer #3 · answered by open4one 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Currently, I am pushing a grocery cart filled with soiled rags, dreamcatchers, and shrunken heads. I am here to spread the ideologies of the Great Master Chuck Norris...any who defy his power will reserve for themselves a special place in Hell, where Chuck Norris himself will roundhouse kick you in the ribs...for all eternity.
Repent now SINNERS!
2007-12-05 14:45:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not here to spread anything. I'm here to discuss and learn and shed light on things I've studied and been involved in: paganism, heathenism, the Bible, history, etc.
2007-12-05 14:48:08 · answer #5 · answered by Aravah 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gots no belief to spread. I feels so shamed of it.
Wait wait I feel a song coming on...
"I believe the children are our future... food supply..." Oh wait, no one's going to get behind that. I'm tapped out I have no belief.
Ok, so what's your story? What are you pushing?
2007-12-05 14:42:43 · answer #6 · answered by tuyet n 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't bother to push any views, to do so is infringing on others' rights to free choice....I just observe the amusing arguments that erupt periodically and occasionally offer my own perspectives.....
2007-12-05 14:44:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is so much "spread" around here I just stepped in some.
No, the only thing I want to "spread" is LOVE. That's it, that's all.
Peace.
2007-12-05 14:55:56 · answer #8 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Independent thought.
2007-12-05 14:43:19 · answer #9 · answered by mam2121 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm just here to spread the love.
It's freedom, Baby, yeah!
2007-12-05 14:42:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋