Chupacabra Hunt Information?

Question

i'm going on a chupacabra hunt! what should i bring?

Answer 1

a gun and a pillow case

Answer 2

the chupacabra is attracted to young virgin women in bikini's, you ll also need a night vision as bright light tends to scare them off, first tie the young women to a stake,fence or tree, cover in honey and goats blood, chupacabra are also very tough to bring down so a large caliber rifle with explosive bullets are a must armor piercing incendiary rounds in a 50BMG would be perfect, you must be silent only the shrieking of the "bait" should be heard aim for the head of the chup, sometimes more than one piece of bait is necessary they be placed together so they can struggle and fight each other set up your position about 100-200yds from the "bait", also be sure to videotape your hunt as a chup has never been captured on film. good luck

Answer 3

Four Chupacabras became roadkill outside Cuero, TX. The DNA results are back. They were inbreed coyotes afflicted with terminal mange. They appear to have developed an affinity for lapping up blood so they wounded their prey allowing them to bleed out and lapped up the blood.

To those who apparently don't know better on this forum: The chupacabras was NOT of Mexican origin. The Chupacabras legend started in the Seventies and seems to have originated in Puerto Rico. The word 'Chupacabras' is Spanish and literally means: Goatsucker. The name was give to a creature that allegedly sucked the blood of goats and other small animals. At first the Chupacabras was not supposed to attack humans but there have been unconfirmed stories as of late that it may.

From Puerto Rico Chupacabras somehow migrated to Mexico and then on north into the USA. Recently outside of Cuero, TX. (close to San Antonio) four dead critters rumored to be Chupacabras have been recovered. The DNA jury is still out. A few years ago I was asked to look into some animal deaths in South Texas (close to the Rio Grande) that were rumored to have been caused by 'el Chupacabras.' I discerned through speaking to witnesses (as the dead rabbits had already been disposed off) that the deaths were caused by parasites. Hookworm to be exact. Now let's pause to answer this question: In Nature what creatures are equipped by nature to suck blood? The answer is: Only insects such as mosquitoes, fleas and spiders such as ticks. Some water bugs can actually inject a venom into their victims, which turns everything within into jelly, and then they suck the jellified remains out. However no known higher order creature is equipped to suck blood. Dracula is not real and the Vampire Bat of Mexico & South America laps the blood up after inflicting a painless incision on its victim. Also, it never completely drains its victims of blood.

Which brings us back to el Chupacabras? What is it? Why did it only appear on the scene circa 1974? Where was it before then on the evolutionary scale? Is it an extraterrestrial? Is it a military experiment gone awry?

Last question first: Military experiment? Perhaps, but unlikely. Extraterrestrial? Most unlikely. Anything not of Earthly origin is likely to be poisoned by terrestrial blood.

Well looking at the four critters that became road-kill near Cuero, TX. the Chupacabras is definitely canine. A dog that sucks blood? Not likely. A dog that has developed an affinity for blood as a food source? Most likely. This is suggested by a veterinarian from Victoria, TX. that has postulated that it wounds its prey severely enough that it will bleed out. Then Chupacabras laps the blood up. So what is it? Let's look at one other interesting anecdote before answering this question: The Beast of Maryland. In Glyndon, Baltimore County (Maryland) a 'beast' was photographed by motion detectors. This beast bears somewhat of a likeness to the Cuero Chupacabras. So what is it? Well from the photographic evidence I've seen from Cuero and Glyndon it appears to be:

A crossbred, inbreed coyote-feral-dog mix that is somewhat hairless and seems to have (as our veterinarian friend in Victoria, TX. has suggested) developed an affinity for bloodletting or rather, blood-lapping.

So what should you take on your Chupacabras hunt? Well since DNA evidence now holds that it is just a coyote, the .22 rifle of your choice should work well. The .223 seems ideal. Also take a camera to get plenty of pics.

Best.

H

Answer 4

Chupacabra became Han Solo's first mate and incessant companion while Han, then an Imperial Captain, replace into ordered to kill him because of the fact Chupacabra replace right into a slave for the Empire. Following his refusal to accomplish this order, Han replace into decommissioned from the Imperial army, and later became a smuggler. when you consider that he saved his existence, Chupacabra owed a existence debt to Han, meaning that he might serve Han for something of his existence. he's probably no longer risky to people till provoked.

Answer 5

What an interesting thing to call a snipe hunt?

Well, it depends. Are you invited to this hunt or are you the one organizing the hunt? If you are organizing it, you need to bring some gullible people. If you are invited, then you should bring a sense of humor.

Answer 6

3 Goats (Cabras)
25ft of rope
2 roles of Duct tape
Telescope
sharp knife
Plastic tree
Bottle of aged tequila

Go the desert south of the border. Tie the 3 goats about 5 feet away from each other. Hide behind your plastic tree. Observe the skies with your telescope until you see the space ships getting close. When the spaceship lands hold steady until the Chupa himself gets off and walks towards your goats. As he starts sinking his teath to suck the blood, you jump him and tie him up with the duck tape... Easy...

Dont forget to watch your back as Big foot himself might be backing the Chupa up and he might come to his defense....

Oh, and dont forget to sip your tequila while you wait...

Answer 7

Bring some goats. The name Chupacabra means "goat sucker", so you should be able to attract one with some goats.

Answer 8

You need night vision goggles and a .500 S&W Magnum revolver. Alternatively you can use a Compound bow with explosive tipped arrows.

Answer 9

Art Bell.

Answer 10

I would bring one authentic Mexican because they are the only ones who can see them, a bait rabbit, and about 100lb test line.

Answer 11

A camera