as to say that Chuck Norris is God?
2007-12-05 06:16:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Not me. I don't want to insult Chuck. :-D
2007-12-05 06:18:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
I will never say anything to offend Chuck Norris.
2007-12-05 06:21:59 · answer #2 · answered by candle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down
2007-12-05 06:19:51 · answer #3 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't need God...he takes care of all his own problems and when death comes knocking on his door, he roundhouse kicks it a couple centuries away.
2007-12-05 06:20:51 · answer #4 · answered by crave knowledge 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God prays to Chuck Norris.
But not for salvation. He prays for salvation FROM Chuck Norris.
2007-12-05 06:18:47 · answer #5 · answered by Skalite 6 · 6⤊ 2⤋
The god of bad actors maybe.
2007-12-05 06:21:46 · answer #6 · answered by Edward J 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The god of Mountain Dew, maybe.
2007-12-05 06:18:51 · answer #7 · answered by BlueSea 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Not I, but he does stand up for what is right and good. Something most will not do anymore.
2007-12-05 06:30:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Republicans aren't gods. They only think they are.
2007-12-05 06:19:24 · answer #9 · answered by Morey000 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Who would dare to say otherwise?
2007-12-05 06:21:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋