A husband and his wife who have been married twenty years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.
So the man says to his wife, "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill." She says nothing and ignores the remark.
A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill. Then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.
Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. He communicates real well and I just act like I'm listening."
2007-12-05 05:05:42 · 35 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those are funny
2007-12-05 05:18:53 · answer #1 · answered by LoveMyLilGirlNLilMan 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Excellent
2007-12-05 13:39:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao very good, both were excellent, must admit the first one by a whisker topped it for me.
star.
2007-12-05 17:24:00 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-05 05:10:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
like them babes whats with the thumbs down thing oh see we have a new troll on here
2007-12-05 23:28:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha!!
Loved the second one!!
Cheers for that!!
10/10 nd your star is on its way!!
2007-12-05 08:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-12-05 05:48:11 · answer #7 · answered by * Qυεεи * 7 · 5⤊ 3⤋
wow thats funny
2007-12-05 10:17:14 · answer #8 · answered by delinastarz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10/10 very funny star
2007-12-05 05:10:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
Good joke but not a question
2007-12-05 06:55:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
that was a very good joke lol
come up with more if you made it upyou are very smart
2007-12-05 09:48:41 · answer #11 · answered by Leo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋