haha funny joke?

Question

Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo, checking out the animals.

They come across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this.

They stand and watch him for half an hour.

One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch the gorilla's penis. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours nonstop. When he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage. An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.

Two days later his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"

"AM I HURT? AM I HURT!!", he shouts, "Wouldn't you be!? He hasn't called, he hasn't written ..."

Answer 1

hah. kinda gross. not one of your best but i still like it and I'll give you a star. we missed you jonsey!!!!!

Answer 2

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'" The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'"

Answer 3

Funny! 100!

Answer 4

Great joke. I also notice now you are back on track, after a relatively long while of asking questions merely on pregnancy. How are you getting along with it any how?

Answer 5

My mate promised never to tell anyone about it when I was in hospital

Answer 6

let me tell u this the most hilarious joke i`ve heared it for months (may be i am too busy). this is gooooood. i starred for u

Answer 7

hahaha love it!!!!!!!

u can have a star 4 making me laugh :)

Answer 8

omg lol but ewwww

Answer 9

haha

Answer 10

Ha ha good one!