English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo, checking out the animals.

They come across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this.

They stand and watch him for half an hour.

One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch the gorilla's penis. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours nonstop. When he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage. An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.

Two days later his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"

"AM I HURT? AM I HURT!!", he shouts, "Wouldn't you be!? He hasn't called, he hasn't written ..."

2007-12-05 03:15:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

hah. kinda gross. not one of your best but i still like it and I'll give you a star. we missed you jonsey!!!!!

2007-12-05 08:50:56 · answer #1 · answered by teanah203 4 · 0 0

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'" The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'"

2016-05-28 07:13:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Funny! 100!

2007-12-05 11:43:40 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Great joke. I also notice now you are back on track, after a relatively long while of asking questions merely on pregnancy. How are you getting along with it any how?

2007-12-05 08:26:48 · answer #4 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 0 0

My mate promised never to tell anyone about it when I was in hospital

2007-12-05 20:48:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

let me tell u this the most hilarious joke i`ve heared it for months (may be i am too busy). this is gooooood. i starred for u

2007-12-05 03:28:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahaha love it!!!!!!!

u can have a star 4 making me laugh :)

2007-12-05 03:23:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

omg lol but ewwww

2007-12-05 03:20:00 · answer #8 · answered by P p 2 · 0 0

haha

2007-12-05 03:38:38 · answer #9 · answered by Arielle 5 · 0 0

Ha ha good one!

2007-12-05 03:31:17 · answer #10 · answered by Denz 5 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers