In Iraq, Afghanistan, and Kuwait 50% or more of the graffiti is dedicated to Chuck Norris, sayings about how he doesn't breathe he holds air hostage or that God said "Let their be light" then C.N. replied "Ask nice *****".
2007-12-05 03:08:35 · 7 answers · asked by BVFIII 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Love hearing more Norrisisms! Most people seem to feel that he is adored by the military, few feel that they are just making fun of him. But nobody seems to know why Chuck Norris, not Sly Stallone, or Jane Fonda, etc. So how was he chosen as the object of these sayings?
2007-12-06 05:07:17 · update #1
Because he is very friendly with the Military and has always been somewhat popular with them.
Besides, just imagine some of some of the jokes and visualize them, they really are funny!
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!
2007-12-05 10:45:24 · answer #1 · answered by Think for yourself 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris, using fact everybody is conscious of, in basic terms Chuck Norris can beat Chuck Norris. Becarefull Spartacus! do no longer become like the guy that historians say made the main important mistake......ever! He asked Chuck Norris if the roundhouse kick is the main helpful way of killing somebody. you're thinking Chuck. observe to the sensible, do no longer Fu&pleased with Chuck!
2016-09-30 22:11:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is one of the few actors in hollywood that support the troops wholeheartedly. He was a Security Police Airmen when he was younger, and through his movies he is the epitome of what all soldiers think is cool.
2007-12-05 03:26:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is the phenomenon in the US right now. He's just seen as the guy that doesn't take **** from any one and can kick any ones ***.
2007-12-05 03:19:13 · answer #4 · answered by Hayden 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Because he is an object of ridicule
you think its from R E S P E C T ??
2007-12-05 07:35:03 · answer #5 · answered by conranger1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because he rules!!! did you know that the boogeyman checks his closet for chuck norris before going to bed?
2007-12-05 11:09:49 · answer #6 · answered by jason 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he is 5 time world champ.
2007-12-05 05:08:54 · answer #7 · answered by nmkmathan 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋