A man walked into a café and he said, "Could I have a breakfast". The cafe owner said, "Certainly, sir". He said, "But could you do it my way". The owner says, "What's your way". He says, "I want a fried egg that’s been over-cooked so it's got a rubbery texture so I can bounce it up and down on the floor, I want bacon that's so brittle that when I stab my fork in it it springs around the room, I want baked beans that are cold in the middle, hot on the outside, I also want fried bread that's dripping in grease with no crispy bits". The owner says, "I haven't got time to do all that". The man says, "Well, you f*cking found time yesterday!"
2007-12-05 03:01:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the cafe owner and my wife....bro and sis eh ??
2007-12-05 03:10:20 · answer #1 · answered by Madhusudan S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heehee
2007-12-05 11:06:32 · answer #2 · answered by chem math phy ICT man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-05 20:12:17 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah but burnt bacon is good rubber eggs couled come in handy to leave as atip
2007-12-05 11:08:17 · answer #4 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAOO.....omg thats hilarioussss =)
A STAR FOR YOU!
2007-12-05 16:51:53 · answer #5 · answered by teanah203 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-05 11:10:45 · answer #6 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it! funny!
2007-12-05 12:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my...lmao!
2007-12-05 12:56:08 · answer #8 · answered by JK 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...thats cute! and so true...
2007-12-05 14:39:19 · answer #9 · answered by yasinena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋