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Just post on the dotted line and ill get back to processing it to god.

2007-12-05 02:56:11 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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"Thou shalt not believe any man that claims to 'know' Me or speaks in My Name"

2007-12-05 04:22:08 · answer #1 · answered by cygnus4114 2 · 1 0

The Judicial power of God shall not be construed to extend to any suit in law or equity, commenced or prosecuted against Heaven by Believers in another Denomination, or by Believers or Subjects of another God.

(Basically, a modified version of the 11th amendment.)

2007-12-05 03:02:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Thou Shalt Not wear spandex.

2007-12-05 03:02:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Thou shalt not push thy religion on thy peers through government or any other entity.

2007-12-05 03:19:48 · answer #4 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 1 0

Thou shalt not show up at work until 10:30 on Mondays.

2007-12-05 02:59:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 7 2

Thou shalt not pretend to know anything about me, up to and including whether or not I exist.

2007-12-05 03:07:20 · answer #6 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 1 0

11. And if thou DOEST take unto thyself a graven image, it shall not be that of the holy WSIDR.

2007-12-05 03:33:25 · answer #7 · answered by skepsis 7 · 1 0

Thou shalt practise what thou preacheth.

2007-12-05 03:06:16 · answer #8 · answered by JC 4 · 1 0

Thou shalt ignore all prophets

2007-12-05 03:03:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I could have sworn that one was already written. Wasn't it something like "Thou shall use proper grammar, spelling and syntax when posting an answer or question"?

2007-12-05 02:59:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

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