Last one for today,thanx for reading !
Get a glimpse into life far into the future, in the year 2056...
-Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
-Last remaining fundamentalist dies in the American
territory of Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan,
Syria and Lebanon).
-Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
-Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in
the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia,
formerly known as California.
-85-year, $75.8 billion study conclusions: Diet and exercise
are the keys to weight loss.
-Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
-George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2058.
-Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take
at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases
to a safe level.
2007-12-05 02:30:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
-New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,
fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered
by January 2057.
-Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates
their civil rights.
-Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
-U.S.Postal Service raises price of first-class stamp
to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
-Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a
fast shutter speed, they can now photograph a woman with
her mouth shut!
-IRS sets lowest tax rate of 75 percent.
-Spotted owl plague threatens northwestern United States
crops and livestock.
-Baby conceived naturally...scientists stumped!
-Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting
machine.
-Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal
political contributions to campaign accounts.
2007-12-05 02:31:10 · update #1
edit:corpsegr....you have been reported,we do not need your abusive comments and bad mouthing in this forum.I hope many others report you too.
2007-12-05 02:41:52 · update #2
Also in 2058:
-Rick G2 finally reaches Level 7
-My brother finally throws away that block of bad cheese in his fridge
-Americans relieved as gas prices drop to under $450 per gallon.
-Arkansas Senator Chelsea Clinton anounces plans for Oval Office
-Miami Dolphins break 3200 game losing streak!
-OJ taken into custody at his nursing home in Miami for questioning
-Ralph Nader settles for job as Advisor to vice president Miley Cyrus
-My kids will have their room cleaned!
2007-12-05 13:35:11 · answer #1 · answered by Rick G2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, tht was really good & smart.
u should run 4 president of the U.S bcs u r quite popular, don't wait till 2056, i'll be in 70s and not know how 2 use the voting machine ; )
2007-12-05 19:41:42 · answer #2 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and I've been hearing in the news recently that we'll be having sex with robots long before that, like within 5 to 10 years from now. Afterall, it's only one step beyond sex toys, right?
2007-12-05 10:27:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Genius
-Madfro
2007-12-05 08:27:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a
fast shutter speed, they can now photograph a woman with
her mouth shut!"
This'll never happen!!! xD xD xD
2007-12-05 04:38:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Smart.
2007-12-05 14:19:09 · answer #6 · answered by Nicey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, 10/10, star,very funny.
2007-12-06 06:19:01 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-05 03:25:13 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol! It would not be funny if some of these were not true.
G. Z. Bush, I would not doubt it. lol!
g
2007-12-05 03:22:37 · answer #9 · answered by lala girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm could be true but for now its funny
2007-12-05 02:40:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋