2007-12-05 02:21:38 · 18 answers · asked by Je Marche Drôle 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lamb: my what a big ____ you have!
wolf: all the better to ____ you with!
2007-12-05 13:06:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
They'll talk about how they have some common ancestors really far back. It will be an abomination. Their child will be a wolf in sheep's clothing.
2007-12-05 10:40:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The wolf will be complaining about why the lamb never calls anymore.
2007-12-05 10:24:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
I don't think "talk" will be the issue.
I think if a lion lieth with a lamb as though it were a lioness, it is an abomination unto the Lord.
2007-12-05 10:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
the wolf will be asking the lamb if he tastes like chicken-just my thoughts-smile and enjoy the day
2007-12-05 10:25:19 · answer #5 · answered by lazaruslong138 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They'll discuss how they are portrayed in pop culture (I'm thinking all those lascivious lupus from Loony Tunes and Lamb Chop). Next they'll decide where to have dinner and go for a leisurely stroll after.
2007-12-05 19:49:08 · answer #6 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wolf: "Hey baby, you are looking soft and wooly tonight. Do you mind if I slip in in now....?"
Lamb: "I'm a lady!" [slaps wolf's face]
Wolf: "Ooo, baby... I like it when you are rough!"
Lamb: "Well.... okay ... just this once I guess."
[takes out lambskin condom]
"But do you mind wearing this ...?"
Wolf: "Don't worry, baby.... I've already had a vasectomy..."
:)
2007-12-05 12:54:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yea, verily it shall be an abomination unto the lord your god, for their offspring shall be the lolf, and this sound is an abomination unto the ears of the lord your god, and the wool shall be corrupted and shall be mixed the fleece with the fur, and this is an abomination unto the lord thy god and also unto isaac misrahe, who is the chosen of the lord thy god amongst the designers of garments, and the lolf shall know not whether to eat of the grass or to eat of the flesh, and therefore the lolf from its confusion shall starve and this is an abomination unto the lord thy god.
2007-12-05 14:11:31 · answer #8 · answered by bad tim 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Can a wolf really do that? I mean, are they anatomically the same? Now I'll be thinking about that all day...
2007-12-05 11:26:54 · answer #9 · answered by clint 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How old is this lamb? This is shocking!
2007-12-05 10:26:44 · answer #10 · answered by chem sickle 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋