Anyone know any funny one liners or sayings?

Question

These are the ones i know.

1.Hooker with bike pedal a55 all over town

2.Man who walks through airport doors is going to bangkok.

3.Man who sleeps with itchy backside wakes up with smelly fingers.

4.Man who eats chicken is full of c0ck.

Answer 1

Some people have a sense of humor that does not recognize humor. If you really want to hone your skills on one liners, get the copy of Hennie Youngman's book of one liners. He was a master of the art. The best humor is that which does not depend on vulgarity.

Answer 2

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