Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.
Q. Where do you find a no-legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.
Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.
Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea
soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.
Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.
Q. What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
A. They both cicle uranus looking for Black Holes.
Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg
in a car crash?
A. Yes. He's all right now.
Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?
2007-12-05 02:10:19 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in
your new car.
Q. How do you double the value of a Metro?
A. You fill it with gas.
2007-12-05 02:10:42 · update #1
Don't listen to the crybabies that say these are not funny. I liked them ALL! lol!
2007-12-05 03:05:48 · answer #1 · answered by lala girl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.
Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea
soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.
Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg
in a car crash?
A. Yes. He's all right now.
Q. What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
A. They both cicle uranus looking for Black Holes.
(Gross!!! xD)
Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in
your new car.
Panos, you're great!!! Star!
2007-12-05 04:36:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
this is frightening and that i understand what you're dealing with. while my dad died, then 4 of my buddies, and a few of my buddy's mothers and fathers died, then my grandma, uncle, and finally my mom died-i replaced into...I don;t also have a observe for it. i replaced into taken aback, whether it gave me a feeling of my very very own mortality. I now I understand that each and every day is a contemporary. human beings get greater helpful an excellent type of the time, and that they try by way of ailments. in specific circumstances loss of life happens however. this is existence. There somewhat isn't something i'm able to assert approximately it. Stick on the brink of authentic buddies and relatives, and strong success. i wish that issues get greater helpful.
2016-09-30 22:07:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I liked this one
Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in
your new car.
2007-12-05 07:58:50 · answer #4 · answered by Kelsey 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
draft blowin up their unmentionables
at the limbless dog society
richard bransons beard
one is made from cow the other is made by a cow
moby tic
there both full of s**t
thats a one sided coment youd lean to one side
2007-12-05 03:15:43 · answer #5 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-05 13:40:17 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some are funny like the virgin wool and tap dancing... others are not so much
2007-12-05 02:17:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anirudh Tara 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Another thing about Star Trek and toilet paper - they both wipe out klingons
2007-12-05 02:19:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
lol, it is really Whacky, they r great, i loved'em all ,
down thumb 4 any one who is saying anything else,
u r the king of Jokes here. a *
2007-12-05 19:51:24 · answer #9 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, funny, 10/10.
2007-12-06 06:22:17 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋