A very attractive blonde woman arrives at a casino and bets £20.000 on a single roll of the dice.
"I hope you don't mind," she says, "But I feel much luckier when I am completely naked."
With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and yells out, "Yes! I've won! I' ve won!" She jumps up and down, hugs each of the dealers, scoops up all the chips on the table as well as her clothes and then quickly departs.
The dealers stare at each other utterly dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asks, "So, what did she roll?"
"No idea," replies the other. "I thought you were watching the dice"
2007-12-05 01:52:19 · 12 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Even a blonde can laugh at that one. Good.
2007-12-05 02:54:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i could i would of given u 10 stars lol. Keep up the good work.
2007-12-05 01:58:36 · answer #2 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2016-04-07 10:24:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny!
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-05 03:31:12 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am blonde but that was funny
2007-12-05 01:58:11 · answer #5 · answered by Lost Angel 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes i do like that star4u
2007-12-05 06:41:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done...a starry thingy for you.
2007-12-05 02:07:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And giggle I did. x
2007-12-05 02:24:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
never saw that.lol
2007-12-05 02:35:16 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha lol*
2007-12-05 07:19:51 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋