A woman was leaving a coffee shop
with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual
funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
about 50 feet behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a
pit bull on a leash.
Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women
walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand her curiosity.
She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog
and said, "I am so sorry for your loss", I know
now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen
a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second
hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying
to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
2007-12-05 01:13:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between
the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
The woman answered, "Get in line."
2007-12-05 01:14:46 · update #1
That is the funniest joke i have ever heard! I love it!
2007-12-05 01:26:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get in the line!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!! 10! And a star!
2007-12-05 12:07:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha
i need tht dog too, 4 my future mother in-law,
hahaha, hope my fiance doesn't read this answer = )
2007-12-06 04:11:27 · answer #3 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. A star for you.
2007-12-05 09:20:43 · answer #4 · answered by LimC 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-05 11:42:50 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Never expected this ending.
2007-12-05 09:21:02 · answer #6 · answered by Jed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.
It's all in the last line............
Hahaha,soooooooooo funny.
Actually hilarious.
10/10, star.
2007-12-05 09:18:42 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha.
i wouldn't ever do something like that, but it did make me LOL!
2007-12-05 14:38:40 · answer #8 · answered by *Casey * 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant i loved it star4u
2007-12-05 09:52:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL
Nice
2007-12-05 09:30:44 · answer #10 · answered by Rosy-Rose 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋