Okay, so I am a Colts fan. I have been searching the web for jokes about The New England Patriots, but they are hard to come by. I am wanting anybody who has a joke bashing them to please submit. FYI: I will be using these jokes in a smack talk battle against my friends. Try to keep it clean. Thanks!
2007-12-04 18:43:15 · 13 answers · asked by Ash 2 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
yeah the best one...
The Patriots
their a joke by themselves
2007-12-04 21:49:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 4⤋
How about the colts lose to the Steelers again and the patriots lose to the jags in the playoffs and the jags beat the Steelers and advance to the super bowl, or how about the jags beat the colts and the patriots and advance to the super bowl, while the Steelers lose to the browns/titans in their first game good enough for ya??
What has spots like a leopard, a powerful bite, and keeps new England at bay??
The Jacksonville Jaguars as they maul their way through the patriots to the Superbowl.
2007-12-04 19:43:59 · answer #2 · answered by Marcus Arezzo Is Gay 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What do the Patsies fans and Jack Nicholson have in common? They are both assholes, but at least Jack can handle the truth!!! Being in total denial is one of the features of Anti-Social Personality Disorder. So there you have it America. And one more thing for all Patsies fans: what kind of morals and ethics are you teaching your kids and grandchildren when they look up to you and ask "Why are you still a fan of a cheating team?"..... are you going to lie to them or tell them the truth?
2015-02-05 14:24:04 · answer #3 · answered by John 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are names to call them, like the Patsies, cheatriots, etc. The problem is they don't get into trouble like the fellonous Cowpatties, there have not actually been many allegations on them either.
It would be a joke if my Steelers ruin their perfect season though (I doubt they can, though).
Of course, you could claim that they'll choke--choke-riots? Unlike to work unless they do...
Btw, I still predict my Steelers will upset the Colts again, but go on to lose to the Patriots big in the AFC Championship....just my 2 cents.
2007-12-04 20:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by lmspencr 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Sorry I can't help a whole lot with actual jokes that have punchlines. You can try throwing in some name changes. Refer to the Patriots as the Cheatriots. Refer to Bill Billicheck as Bill Billicheat. I mean these aren't technically jokes because they are true!
2007-12-04 18:53:19 · answer #5 · answered by Sam H 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
geee Ash... Patriots are so good, you can't even find a bad joke about them.. lmao unlike the Colts.. oops Geldings.. cuz they lost thier B_ _ _ S .... lmao
2007-12-05 00:27:20 · answer #6 · answered by Foggy Idea 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't know ne good jokes but check out the website I gave ya.... it was made by a colts fan 88 reasons why we hate the Patriots.... funny stuff!!!!!
http://www.18to88.com/Articles/88hatepats.htm
2007-12-04 19:04:34 · answer #7 · answered by ♥aman-duh leigh♥ 6 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Is it true that Peyton Manning is doing Preparation H commercials now? How about Summers Eve?
How is Marvin Harrison doing this season?
How is Cato June doing for the Colts? Oh, they didn't sign him in the off-season.
And finally, how will the Colts enjoy the brisk New England weather in the playoffs in January?
Laugh it up.
2007-12-04 18:52:00 · answer #8 · answered by mattapan26 7 · 6⤊ 9⤋
anything you bring to the table won't do you any good.
they are undefeated...they beat the colts....
unleash when they lose, but i would wait til after the playoffs, that is if they get beat.
2007-12-04 22:34:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
why did the patriots put tom brady on thier team? Beacuse they needed a way to make thier team worse.
2007-12-04 19:00:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 6⤋