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so you're masterbating and then you look around for a paper towell to keep yourself clean and you grab one.

unfortunately this ain't no charmin ultra-soft and you tear up your penis.

i've done it several times where my penis stings when i shower because of all the scratches.

basically, my question is, am i alone?

2007-12-04 16:57:09 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Men's Health

19 answers

im not a guy lol, but ur not alone, dont worry..just be careful when ur grabbing a towel..like maybe get one ready before u start

2007-12-04 16:59:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Here's a good idea. Do it in the shower or over the toilet, that way, you won't need to clean it up after you ejaculate, and you won't have to suffer from stinging scratches. Never happened to me, but then again, I'm uncut and the paper towel wouldn't come in contact with my exposed head.

2007-12-04 17:11:52 · answer #2 · answered by Oleander 5 · 1 0

No your not alone!! You need a softer paper towel.don't use the cheap ones they are scratchy! And keep that roll around the places you might need it. Maybe one for each room?..hehe..been there!

2007-12-04 17:13:23 · answer #3 · answered by GasLight 4 · 0 0

use a soft tissue and do not rub. I am sure you are not alone in having the difficulty you have.

2007-12-04 20:24:01 · answer #4 · answered by wonderer 3 · 0 0

just put a sock over it bro.
keeps the mess inside.
easy to wash
no big deal..
and those go on your nasty feet anyways, so who cares?
i know im a genius lol

2007-12-04 17:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by ALEX!!! 2 · 1 0

Yeah, all your jerk off questions make you sound like you might need a girlfriend, or a BOYFRIEND for that matter.

2007-12-04 16:59:45 · answer #6 · answered by BaBaBooey 3 · 0 0

You're probably not alone, however I do not share this experience.

2007-12-04 17:00:08 · answer #7 · answered by the Boss 7 · 0 0

perhaps, just perhaps, you could use a soft tissue instead??

Are you alone in wiping up your gizz...no
Are you alone in using real cheap tissues...yes

2007-12-04 17:30:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus Christ man! Are you mental? Get some ****** tissue before you wack it!

2007-12-04 22:58:54 · answer #9 · answered by Chris B 2 · 0 0

try catching it in the sandpaper, instead of scrubbing afterward

2007-12-04 20:09:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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