2007-12-04 14:03:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Give your husband more good food and sex. It really is that simple. Thanks for asking!
2007-12-04 14:13:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lots of sex.
Praise and adulation.
Applaud every time husband steps out of the shower.
Cook gourmet meals.
Never criticize his friends.
Enjoy all his hobbies.
Never badmouth his family,especially his mother.
Tell him only what he wants to hear dont be honest.
Always make him feel 7 feet tall,inflate his ego.
Keep the house immaculately clean.
Learn to balance the check book.
Be frugal,dont empty the bank account.
Dress like Jacueline Kennedy.
Learn to play pool and talk politics.
Dont be competitive,let him win always.
Look at him with the adoring Nancy Reagan look.
When he is angry pop a Prozac.
Pretend to be a real dizzy Lizzie.
Make believe you dont know which end is up.
Laugh at all his jokes for the hundredth time.
Never tell him he is wrong.
Tell him there is no other man out there for you.
Tell him he makes earth shattering love.
Tell him he is better looking than George Clooney.
Assure him he is the best father on the continent.
When he talks just listen dont interrupt.
Give him permission to have a mistress.
Promise to partake in all his sexual fantasies.
Keep all his porno material in a safe place.
Let him watch all the TV he wants.
Allow him to hang out with the boys.
Dont nag.Dont *****.Dont complain.
Lower your expectations all the way to the basement.
And good luck!!!
2007-12-04 14:38:43 · answer #2 · answered by angelguide 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and may i suggest the book, "The Meaning of Wife". it talks about the unrealistic expectations of women in marriage - having a full time career, being a home maker, being a perfect wife, eventually having kids - and then talks about reality and what women need to do to make themselves (and by extension, their husbands) happy. you can't be a better wife until you love yourself and are happy with who you are and where you are in life.
2007-12-04 14:42:11 · answer #3 · answered by hh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go and buy Dr Luara's book on how to be a better wife.
All you need to know how to be a better and loving wife.
2007-12-04 14:15:28 · answer #4 · answered by Goodhead 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
accept the things we cannot change and change the things we can. What ever improvements you want to make to yourself make sure you do it for you and not for anyone else or you will always be seeking an answer to that question.
2007-12-04 14:20:00 · answer #5 · answered by jvw2300 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honesty
2007-12-04 14:10:05 · answer #6 · answered by Indypendence 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Be their best friend. Do things together that he likes to do that you wouldn't want to do yourself. Be supportive, be his cheerleader, be his wife, friend, lover.
2007-12-04 15:01:31 · answer #7 · answered by Hadassah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May I suggest reading Dr Laura Schlessinger's book "The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands." It is a really good book.
2007-12-04 14:10:39 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Ernest J Folk 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
make sure the kids are clean and ready for bed when he gets home from work.....make sure you have dusted and mopped and scrubbed those toilets.....have make up on and be fresh when he gets home from work AND make sure dinner is on the table when he arrives......no matter what time that might be....
oh and give him the best bj's on Earth
2007-12-04 14:09:04 · answer #9 · answered by abc 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do not expect anything out of him that you are not willing to give in return.
2007-12-04 14:09:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Be trustworthy, honest, kind and treat your man the way you would want to be treated.
2007-12-04 14:07:11 · answer #11 · answered by Mrs. Duncan 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋