Can you write me a limerick? (5)?

Question

Must start with:

There once was a man from Bombay

There once was a man from Bombay
A doctor he was they did say
"Bewitched" was the show
(If you're old you would know)
And poor Darren the 'mortal' did play!

Answer 1

There once was a man from Bombay
"I hate people" is all he could say
Even when he's at work
He's known as a jerk
So his boss gives him half a day's pay.

Answer 2

There once was a man from Bombay
Who cheated on homework all day
He looked just like me
When WILL people see?
That I am the man from Bombay

Answer 3

There once was a man from Bombay
who encountered a Bengal one day
he tried to escape
but so bad was the scrape
that he now has a lisp and sashay

Answer 4

There once was a man from Bombay
Who encountered an airport delay
As the plane neared the gate
The good news was too late
For his whiskers had started to gray

Answer 5

There once was a man from Bombay,
A saint, though with feet made of clay,
He begged for his dinner,
But he was a winner,
As for peace in the world he would pray.

(Sorry for the serious one; but all I could think of was Gandhi).

Answer 6

There once was a man from Bombay
Who frolicked a lot in the hay
But one day he fell down
and broke his crown
No more frolicking for Mr. Bombay

Answer 7

There once was a man from Bombay
Who felt he was wasting away
So he went to the gym
But his workout was grim
He moaned, "Now I need lots of Ben-Gay!"

There once was a man from Bombay
Who grew wings and flew up and away
People thought it absurd
When they saw a big bird
With a moustache and flapping toupee.

Answer 8

He sat and he whittled all day
He cut off his thumb
People said he was dumb
But with his toys they still did play.