Can you write me a limerick? (3)?

Question

Must start with:

There was a young fellow named Weir

There once was a fellow named Weir
That many just thought odd and queer
Limericks were her game
It mattered not fame
But t'was all meant for fun and good cheer!

Answer 1

There once was a fellow named Weir
Who could chug-a-lug lots of beer
He loved going to sports bars
And drunk driving in fast cars
Til one day he found cops on his rear.

Answer 2

There was a young fellow named Weir.
Who wrote to his sweetheart so dear.
He never posted the letter; it was left in his sweater.
'Least that's what I did o'er hear.

There was a young fellow named Weir,
Who purchased some old scuba gear.
He promptly jumped in the ocean and caused a commotion
Seems the snorkel was full of root beer!

There was a young fellow named Weir,
whose music you just had to hear.
Playing blues with Garcia birthed a new band idea
To the joy of Dead Heads far and near

Answer 3

Are you writing a limerick book or something;)


There was a young fellow named Weir
Whose habits were decidedly queer
He lived on a boat
With a red coloured goat
A very strange fellow was Weir

Answer 4

There was a young fellow named Weir
went to town in his rodeo gear
caught his chaps in the sprocket
of his brand new crotch-rocket
now this modern day cowboys a steer

Answer 5

There was a young fellow named Weir
Who had an irrational fear
That when he went to the dentist
Like in "Sorcerer's Apprentice"
Dancing buckets and mops would appear

Answer 6

There was a young fellow named Weir,
Whom everyone wanted to hear,
"I'm alive," he once said,
"So I'm not really dead,
And I'm grateful I've nothing to fear."

Answer 7

Thanks for asking

There was a young fellow named Weir
Who was no good at drinking fine beer
One got him plastered
Two were a disaster
And with three, friends made him disappear.

Answer 8

pronounced the gal to her newly wed groom "This honeymoon suite does not have sufficient space" So yet another the guy had to lease A lost like to whom he did vent by means of fact the marriage foreshadowed pending doom. i became into going to end if with "and the dish ran away with the spoon" yet i presumed i could persist with the subject count.

Answer 9

Who had a strange growth in his ear
Some said it was gold
Others said it was mold
But be sure in his eye, was a tear...

Answer 10

who got very drunk drinking beer
as he staggered along,
he made up a song -
the best one you ever did hear

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