Must start with:
I'd rather have fingers than toes
2007-12-04 13:38:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
I'm WAY past school...this is for fun....DUH....
2007-12-04 14:09:02 · update #1
LMAO @ Amy....
2007-12-04 14:10:10 · update #2
I'd rather have fingers and toes
What good are big ears or a nose?
And who really needs hair
Ask most men--there's none there!
It just taunts them a while then just goes!
2007-12-04 14:13:31 · update #3
I'd rather have fingers and toes
That open freely and close
For without them you'd think
It'd be hard to drink
And champagne couldn't tickle your nose.
2007-12-04 15:48:17 · answer #1 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'd rather have fingers than toes
because as you know
without fingers life is a bore
fingers offer you way more
so id rather have fingers than toes to pick shells off the shore
2007-12-04 13:54:55 · answer #2 · answered by heartbroken101 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd rather have fingers than toes
For typing of rhyming and prose
I'll waste all my time
Giving answers on-line
But that is the way that life goes.
I'd rather have fingers than toes
Then I'd write balancing on my nose
I could write twice as fast
as sitting on my a**
Because this way the verse better flows.
2007-12-04 13:46:03 · answer #3 · answered by Amy R 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather have fingers than toes,
And if a had them fingers on my feet,
I won't ever have to put my foot down,
Nor ever start my day with with the wrong foot,
But, by golly, I'd be the oddest creature of all,
Hands down!
2007-12-04 13:47:12 · answer #4 · answered by Rommel 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'd rather have fingers than toes,
How else could I button my clothes?
Though toes come in handy,
And for shoes, they're just dandy,
They still don't have thumbs that oppose.
2007-12-04 21:20:10 · answer #5 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"I'd rather have fingers than toes"
aired the pianist, after his shows
where'd be Mozart or Bhramns
without any thumbs?
did they even have toes? no one knows.
2007-12-04 16:07:21 · answer #6 · answered by wundumgai 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"I'd rather have fingers than toes,"
My sister named Eve always crows.
Her outfit's complete
With gloves on her feet
And socks on her knees and elbows.
2007-12-05 06:37:48 · answer #7 · answered by moss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather have fingers than toes
That hide in my shoes and my clothes.
My fingers are fine
For handling wine,
And my shoes won't fit in my nose!
2007-12-04 13:43:45 · answer #8 · answered by Steve A 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The pain, no one knows
My shoes are too tight
It's always a fight
The life of an elf, on the go
2007-12-05 04:23:22 · answer #9 · answered by chris j 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather have fingers than toes
they're awfully good for picking my nose
2007-12-04 13:41:31 · answer #10 · answered by Digital Age 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋